Category: Grimes
A Conversation With Grimes And Lana Del Rey Was As Wackadoodle As You’d Expect
Interview magazine hosted a conversation between intergalactic she-person, Grimes, and ever-yawning witch-Queen, Lana Del Rey. And if you think it was artsy-fartsy, out-of-this-world, overly-meta, more-than-a-skosh pretentious, and absolutely ridiculous, you’re right.
Grimes Claims She Got Eye Surgery To Prevent Seeing Blue Light
It’s no secret that Elon Musk wants to build a spaceship and go to Mars. But I’m starting to think it’s not because he’s into space travel, but because he really wants to fuck a martian. This is based solely off his current girlfriend, Grimes, who might just have outed herself as humanity’s closest DNA match to an extra-terrestrial.
Grimes And Elon Musk Are Still Doing Their Best To Facilitate Global Warming With Their Love
Grimes is on some new shit now. She’s just released a concept album called Miss_Anthropocene and her goal is to “make climate change fun”. As far as I can ascertain, the villainous Miss_Anthropocene is “a psychedelic, space-dwelling demon/ beauty-Queen” who’s hellbent on bringing about an apocalypse, but like in a super fun way? So that’s cool. Grimes discussed some of the particulars of this project in a Wall Street Journal interview, and also revealed that she’s still on some of her old shit, that old shit being Elon Musk.
Azealia Banks and Grimes Will Be Served Subpoenas In Class-Action Lawsuit Against Elon Musk
Elon Musk has been going through it. He was charged with securities fraud and had to step down as chairman of his Tesla, also broke up with his girlfriend, and remember he called that cave rescuer a pedo? Oh yeah, and stock prices for Tesla plummeted when he smoked weed with uber bro, Joe Rogan. All in all, he’s giving a pretty good showing if he’s trying to show us how badly he can fuck up. And the bad news keeps coming, as it’s now being reported Tesla investors are going after Elon for his “funding secured” tweet and they are looking to Grimes and Azealia Banks for all the hot tea.
Elon Musk Got Charged With The Rich People Crime Of Securities Fraud
It’s gonna be a rough weekend for Elon Musk. The Tesla billionaire who recently probably broke up with his android-voiced alien pop princess, Grimes, is being charged. No, not for that stuff about him calling that cave rescuer a pedophile (even though he is still getting sued for defamation as well). Elon is being charged with a more corporate-style crime: securities fraud.
People is reporting that the US Securities and Exchange Commission slapped the 47-year-old billionaire with the charges after that whole saga of Elon maybe taking Tesla private and Tweeting about a $420 stock price and some secured funding.
Elon Musk And Grimes Might Have Broken Up
Elon Musk and his girlfriend Grimes have been one of the most entertaining celebrity couples of this year (or throuples, if you include Azealia Banks‘ proximity, which I do). Sadly, the electricity-powered car wreck might finally have come to a complete stop, as it would appear Elon and Grimes might have broken up.