Category: Grimes
Grimes Confirms Elon Musk IS The Father
Grimes may not ever reveal the gender of her bio-spawn, but she finally confirmed, that, yes, her boyfriend of two years, 48-year-old Bond villain Elon Musk, is the father! The baby will be #6 for Elon, who has five sons from his first marriage. In a new Rolling Stone digital cover interview, Grimes explained her decision to get pregnant. Continue reading
Grimes Isn’t Sharing The Sex Of Her Baby
Grimes is a busy little bionic bee. She’s growing the Elon Musk Messiah inside her belly, and promoting her newly released album, Miss Anthropocene. Wow! Cyborgs can have it all! During a YouTube livestream last Friday, she answered fan’s questions, including one about whether or not she’d be revealing the sex of her baby.
Elon Musk Wants You To #DeleteFacebook
Elon Musk took time away from communicating with his and Grimes’ alleged unborn baby via AI-powered sonic unit, and decided to go after Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter with help from Sacha Baron Cohen. Elon has hated on Facebook in the past. Two years ago, he deleted all Facebook pages associated with his companies. And now he’s telling the rest of y’all to #DeleteFacebook.
Open Post: Hosted By Grimes’ Pregnancy Beauty Routine
Grimes is allegedly pregnant with a space cyborg baby she created with Elon Musk. And that has brought on changes to her anthropomorphic essence, thus she made a video for Vogue about the skincare and makeup routine of a pregnant E-Nymph.
Open Post: Hosted By Elon Musk’s New EDM Song
Our THC-infused, space-traversing, mecha overlord Elon Musk has given birth to a musical child prior to the one that he cyber-spermed into Grimes even seeing the light of robopocalypse day! Translation: He’s dropped an EDM track, according to Complex. Is it, what do the kids say today, a bop? Does it slap? Is it a banger that goes for our throats? Who knows. Actually, it’s basically what you would hear in the background before you catch salmonella at a Chipotle but what the hell do I know? I was listening to The Psychedelic Furs on Spotify yesterday so count me out.
Grimes Has An Instagram Account For Her Fetus
Canadian cyborg Grimes is pregnant with Elon Musk’s techno-organic spawn, and she’s been posting pics of herself all aglow with the bearing of what is probably the AI that will wipe us all out. In fact, Grimes is so in love with being knocked up that she’s even started an Instagram account for her fetus. Now you can follow along with the birth of the singularity!