Category: Grimes
Time Magazine Names Elon Musk “Person Of The Year”
LMAO at this one. 50-year-old billionaire, Elon Musk, is Time Magazine‘s Person of the Year. The guy who thought COVID-19 would be gone last April, and that you could rescue a children’s soccer team from an underwater cave with a single-seated submarine, and plays video games more than he talks to his girlfriends, is the Person of the Year. But as we’ve been reminded before, Time’s Person of the Year is not Time’s BEST Person of the Year. I mean, Jeff Bezos and Trump have been Person of the Year before.
Grimes Disses Elon Musk In Her New Song “Player Of Games”
In September, Elon Musk said that he and Grimes, the mother of his one-year-old Captcha-named son, are semi-separated and not living in the same place. Grimes hasn’t said much about the split and probably because she was saving it for her ART. She just released a song called Player of Games and it’s about how her ex was a bad boyfriend but a really good gamer. Everyone thinks this is about Elon, but if it was about him wouldn’t she have called it Heir of Emerald Mines?
Grimes Is Fine Being A Marie Antoinette-Like “Symbol Of Inequality”
Grimes (real name: Claire Boucher) is very good at explaining how she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about. Since her break up from billionaire and father of her son Elon Musk, in September she’s been MIA from a lot of social media. She took strolls and “trolled” paps with Communism, but that’s about it. But she’s back! Insider reports that Grimes returned to TikTok and she brought with her some nuggets of wisdom. Among Grimes’ genius philosophizing: she’s not going to be afraid to explain her ideas, ideas like how we should redistribute wealth through video games, and she’s okay being seen as a sort of Marie Antoinette “symbol of inequality.” Before you ask, yes, the people tore her ass up in the comments sections.
Grimes Says She Was “Trolling” By Reading “The Communist Manifesto” In Front Of The Paps
I’m sure by now you’ve seen the pictures of Grimes strolling around Los Angeles looking like she was wrapped in the sewn-together foreskins of some demonic alien creature while reading Karl Marx‘s Communist Manifesto. Well listen, just because she recently broke up with Elon Musk, whose net worth is reportedly $200 billion, that doesn’t mean she’s whiplashing into communism. In fact, I don’t think she knows what communism, socialism, or anything else even is for that matter! Because Grimes has explained she loves capitalism, and loves certain points of communism, and is a technocrat who loves cryptocurrency, and all of this was just a way to troll the paparazzi. Does it make any sense? Not a lick of it. But that’s Grimes!
Azealia Banks Is Down To Work With Her Nemesis Grimes Again Now That She And Elon Musk Have “Semi-Separated”
Problematic musical artistes Grimes and Azealia Banks were supposed to work together back in 2018 but shit went left fast. Azealia claimed, among other things, that Grimes and Elon Musk wanted a threesome with her, Elon was “scrounging for investors” for Tesla, Elon tweeted while high on acid (Azealia didn’t have to tell us that!), and that Elon was only using Grimes to “hide his shrinking dick” from his ex Amber Heard.
Well, now that Grimes and Elon, or “apartheid Clyde” as Azealia calls him, have “semi-separated” after three years together, Azealia is ready to make music with Grimes again. That’s good because “everyone” was screaming for music from them. Cut to “everyone” aka tumbleweeds and dead crickets.
Elon Musk And Grimes Are “Semi-Separated”
WOMP-WOMP! Actually, wait, this is about eternally weird techno/space duo 33-year-old Grimes and 50-year-old Elon Musk–BEEP-BOOP! The couple who have been together for over three years and share a one-year-old son, Zeitgeist Millionaire Thirteen, have sort of broken up. According to Page Six, Elon said the two are “semi-separated.” Well, I guess I can start “semi-listening” to Grimes’ music again. And just like that, everyone’s throwing eyes at that Reddit post some think came from Grimes.