Azealia Banks Is Down To Work With Her Nemesis Grimes Again Now That She And Elon Musk Have “Semi-Separated”

September 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Problematic musical artistes Grimes and Azealia Banks were supposed to work together back in 2018 but shit went left fast. Azealia claimed, among other things, that Grimes and Elon Musk wanted a threesome with her, Elon was “scrounging for investors” for Tesla, Elon tweeted while high on acid (Azealia didn’t have to tell us that!), and that Elon was only using Grimes to “hide his shrinking dick” from his ex Amber Heard.

Well, now that Grimes and Elon, or “apartheid Clyde” as Azealia calls him, have “semi-separatedafter three years together,  Azealia is ready to make music with Grimes again. That’s good because “everyone” was screaming for music from them. Cut to “everyone” aka tumbleweeds and dead crickets.

That messiness between Azealia and Grimes and Elon happened three years ago, but Grimes cried about it this past July when she released a song called 100% Tragedy, which she says was about the time that Azealia “tried to destroy my life.” Azealia responded to the song at the time, calling it a “Bootleg Inna song,” suggested Grimes had a “psychosexual obsession” with her. And because Azealia is not one to keep it short and not-so-sweet, she added that Grimes lacked the same “musical capacity” as her and everything Grimes does is out of “pretentiousness.” But now that Grimes and Elon seem to be done, generous Azealia is willing to work with her lesser.

Azealia reached out to her good girlfriend Grimes via Instagram Story, reposting the Page Six article about the breakup where Elon confirmed they were “partially separated,” and Azealia suggested they finally get back in the studio now that “apartheid Clyde” is gone. via Dazed:

I’m sure these two in the recording studio would start with Azealia going: “I was just kidding about saying everything you do is just for the sake of being pretentious. But let’s put that behind us and you can play me that instrumental you have of lost electronic music recovered from a collapsed building in Chernobyl which you purchased with an NFT from an underground seller who you met on Discord after he gave you a tarot reading over Twitch.”

Although, if Grimes takes Azealia up on that offer (SPOILER ALERT: She won’t!), she should probably leave her Met Gala sword at home. Because Azealia may want to use it to sacrifice more chickens in the name of cursing her other other other other other other rival (Azealia has a lot of rivals) Sia.

Pic: Wenn.com

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