Category: Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy Is A Father For The Tenth Time
According to Page Six, 57-year-old Eddie Murphy and his 39-year-old fiancée Paige Butcher are now the parents of a son named Max Charles Murphy. Eddie’s rep confirmed the news to Page Six, saying that Max was born last Friday, and weighed in at 6 pounds, 11 ounces. His rep adds that “both mother and son are doing well.” Max’s middle name is a tribute to Eddie’s extremely funny late brother, Charlie Murphy, who passed away in 2017 after a battle with leukemia. I like to think Prince just congratulated Charlie in Heaven with a complimentary post-game pancake breakfast.
Eddie and Paige share a 2-year-old daughter named Izzy. As mentioned, Eddie has eight other kids ranging from the ages of 29 to 11, from four different relationships.
When it was announced earlier this year that Eddie Murphy had joined the cast of a sequel to the 1988 movie Twins, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, called Triplets, I thought “Who needs this?” Well, Eddie Murphy does, that’s who. He’s now got ten kids, and ten kids don’t come cheap. Between designer diapers and gold-plated hoverboards and whatever they do instead of college (aspiring Instagram influencer?), being the famous father of nearly a dozen DNA connections requires a mountain of shamefully-earned cash. Even Shrek money is bound to look like cup holder spare change when you enter the double-digits of celebrity spawning.
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Eddie Murphy’s Pregnant Girlfriend Is Now His Pregnant Fiancée
It feels like only one month and six days ago it was reported on this very site, that Eddie Murphy, is expecting his tenth child to be born. Well, for those of us that wish this site was dedicated to Axel Foley and streamed the Axel F theme 24/7 (AKA “theme to the hamster wheel that is my brain“), here is some more exciting news! Eddie Murphy’s balance of babies born to his wives versus babies born to Spice Girls and other flings is about to tip the scales. People reports that Eddie and his pregnant girlfriend, Australian actress person Paige Butcher, are now engaged to be married.
Eddie Murphy Will Star In A Movie Inspired By “Grumpy Old Men”
Eddie Murphy has got a lot of mouths to feed and tuition to pay so he’s getting back on his grind. His last big movie was 2012’s A Thousand Words and he’s had like 12, 13 kids since then (ok 2, but who’s counting besides his accountant). According to Deadline, Eddie’s next project will be a movie that’s “inspired” by Grumpy Old Men and will be produced and directed by Jim Story who makes money hand over fist with movies like Ride Along and Ride Along 2 (Ride Along 3 is in post). Also Think Like a Man and Think Like a Man Too. Not to mention Fantastic 4 and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. I don’t know about you, but I’m sensing a pattern.
Eddie Murphy Is About To Be A Father For The 10th Time
If there are any counties out there with decimated fields and a starving population, one option to consider is to send Eddie Murphy. Just load up his suitcase with whatever smut turns him on, put him in a crop duster, and have him jizz out the window, covering the fallow earth with his super sperm. Your bounty will be blessed beyond measure! Hot New Hip Hop reports that at 57, Eddie is about to be a father again. FOR THE 10th TIME. Lord, no wonder girlfriend Paige Butcher looks so tired up there. She and Eddie already have a 2-year old daughter together.
Scary Spice Says Her Ex Made Her Kids Watch ISIS Beheading Videos
And to think: a bad day at Posh’s palace is if one of the nannies tries to give the kids gluten! Juuuuuuust when you thought the hot mess express that was Mel B and Stephen Belafonte’s divorce was in the rear-view mirror, it rears its ugly head. Mel’s tattoo removal surgeon apparently didn’t go deep enough in that symbolic “get rid of his name, get rid of him” procedure because they’re apparently back in court fighting for visitation rights after it emerged he showed all three of Mel’s daughters videos of ISIS beheading individuals. Continue reading
Mel B Is Dating A Beverly Hills Cop In Real Life
TMZ is reporting that Mel B, the scariest of spices, is dating a police officer in the Beverly Hills Police Department. Of course TMZ being TMZ, they have to be all extra in their reporting so they’re leaning in on the “life imitates art” angle, because she used to be with Eddie Murphy.