Category: What’s A Condom?
Open Post: Hosted By The 345,000 Used Condoms Seized In Vietnam
Frugality has taken on a sickening levels as hundreds of thousands of used condoms were seized in Vietnam after someone had cleaned and prepared them for resale. You read that correctly, refurbished condoms. 2020 is truly an endless abyss.
The Vietnamese authorities really earned their paycheck on their latest raid of a factory. CNN says that Vietnamese state media reported 345,000 used condoms were confiscated. Which is only slightly more used condoms than you can find at Coachella. I’m just kidding, we know they don’t use condoms.
Eddie Murphy Is About To Be A Father For The 10th Time
If there are any counties out there with decimated fields and a starving population, one option to consider is to send Eddie Murphy. Just load up his suitcase with whatever smut turns him on, put him in a crop duster, and have him jizz out the window, covering the fallow earth with his super sperm. Your bounty will be blessed beyond measure! Hot New Hip Hop reports that at 57, Eddie is about to be a father again. FOR THE 10th TIME. Lord, no wonder girlfriend Paige Butcher looks so tired up there. She and Eddie already have a 2-year old daughter together.