Eddie Murphy Is About To Be A Father For The 10th Time
If there are any counties out there with decimated fields and a starving population, one option to consider is to send Eddie Murphy. Just load up his suitcase with whatever smut turns him on, put him in a crop duster, and have him jizz out the window, covering the fallow earth with his super sperm. Your bounty will be blessed beyond measure! Hot New Hip Hop reports that at 57, Eddie is about to be a father again. FOR THE 10th TIME. Lord, no wonder girlfriend Paige Butcher looks so tired up there. She and Eddie already have a 2-year old daughter together.
Here’s Paige walking around with a crotch fruit basket strapped across her waist.
Neither Eddie or Paige have confirmed the pregnancy, but, unless she’s actually going method to audition for a Coal Miner’s Daughter remake, it seems safe to assume she’s in a family way. Now, whether or not the baby is actually Eddie’s only time, or a court ordered DNA test, can tell.
Eddie’s prolific procreation suggests that nobody ever showed him how to put a condom on a banana before, which is quite staggering given his advanced age and alleged proclivity for prostitutes. Movie idea: Billy Madison but starring Eddie Murphy where he has to go back to 7th grade and repeat health class. He could also repeat Ecology and learn about the dangers of overpopulation.
Baby #10 will join Izzy Oona (he and Paige’s daughter), Angel Iris (with Mel B), Bria, Myles, Shayne, Zola, and Bella (with ex-wife Nicole Mitchell), Christian (with Tamara Hood Johnson) and Eric (with Paulette McNeely) being the eldest. At this rate Eddie is about to outpace fertile legend Philip Michael Thomas who is 69, has 11 kids, and looks like this now.
#Goals.
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