Category: Family Planning

Eddie Murphy Is About To Be A Father For The 10th Time

August 23, 2018 / Posted by:

If there are any counties out there with decimated fields and a starving population, one option to consider is to send Eddie Murphy. Just load up his suitcase with whatever smut turns him on, put him in a crop duster, and have him jizz out the window, covering the fallow earth with his super sperm. Your bounty will be blessed beyond measure! Hot New Hip Hop reports that at 57, Eddie is about to be a father again. FOR THE 10th TIME. Lord, no wonder girlfriend Paige Butcher looks so tired up there. She and Eddie already have a 2-year old daughter together.

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have One Last Baby On Ice

August 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have one bullet left in the chamber, and they have plans to use it soon. And no, sadly they do not plan to shoot themselves in the foot with it. According to Us Weekly, they are planning on planting it in a stranger’s uterus. Kimye have only one remaining revenue generating human zygote on ice, and I guess now is as good a time as any, to begin a protracted publicity extravaganza they can milk for a solid year like they did last time. Oh, and the last of the Kardashian-West bio babies will be a boy.

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