Category: Drag Queens
The Cast For “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 4” Has Been Ruvealed
The last season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars aired less than eight months ago, but you can’t underestimate RuPaul’s ability to click-clack make that VH1 money. And the cast for the fourth season of All Stars was announced today (or reminded, if you spend a lot of time talking queens on Reddit) by Entertainment Weekly.
Lady Bunny Is Teaming Up With Neil Patrick Harris To Bring Back “Wigstock”, A One-Day Drag Festival
Legendary New York drag queen and cheese stick enthusiast, Lady Bunny, is teaming up with Neil Patrick Harris and his husband David Burtka to reboot Wigstock. Lady Bunny is the founder of Wigstock, a seminal NY drag event that started way back in 1985, when most of the contestants on Rupaul’s Drag Race weren’t even zygotes.
Vicky Vox Verbally Tarred-And-Feathered Katy Perry’s Reputation
Just kidding, Witness already did that!
Page Six notes that drag queen and former DWV member Vicky Vox provided a CVS length of receipts on Tuesday night by claiming on Twitter a certain pop star was Cheap-o the Clown (oddly, that’s not the desired look pictured above!) when it came to her music video budget. According to Vicky, the singer’s team wanted a few drag queens to do a 2-day shoot fo’ free and be paid in “exposure.” But sadly, that doesn’t pay off a good ol’ gaycation.
Cue A Kramer Vs. Kramer Custody Battle Over The Wigs In 3…2…1….
I guess it’s safe to call 2013 the year that true love died; so much dust has been bitten in the past 12 months, it’s like The Grim Reaper of Relationships opened an all-you-can-eat dust buffet (I’d like to think Tan Mom’s split was the dusty hand-carved roast beef of the buffet. And yes, I have NO idea what that means). But the Grim Reaper proved he wasn’t full from 28 plates of boring hetero relationships and decided on drag queens for dessert. WASN’T MADONNA AND BABY BRAHIM ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
According to People, it’s time to throw on some latex gloves and wheel another relationship into the morgue, because Sharon Needles (The First Lady of Nightmares) and Alaska (Most Likely To Be Mistaken For A Drowsy Tori Spelling) took their relationship to the Interior Illusions Lounge, let it polish off 12-14 Absolut cocktails, and fall asleep into a pool of its own vomit, because it’s officially dead:
Needles, who won season 4 of the show, and Alaska, who was a runner up the following season, announced their breakup “on good terms” in a tongue-in-cheek press release, and included their wish “to clarify their intentions to admirers who may question the reason behind this mutual decision not to continue their relationship.”
“The survival of our partnership relies on simply changing the word ‘boy’ in boyfriend to ‘best,'” Needles says. “And because of my severe vanity, I’d like to keep my social media as a place dedicated to my art, and not a place to talk about my personal life.”
“RuPaul once said that people come into our lives for different reasons for different intervals of time,” says Needles of her relationship, which began when they met in Pittsburgh. “I will treasure the four years we had together.”
Sharon, help me lift this heavy box filled with oh, puh-lease. Post-breakup, everyone acts all Oprah’s Next Chapter-level zen until you run into your ex a week later at the mall getting a fucking Wetzel’s Pretzles with some trick-ass ho, and then you find yourself in the parking lot keying ‘YOU COULDN’T WAIT TILL MY CORPSE WAS COLD BEFORE YOU FUCKED ALL OVER MY GRAVE?!?’ on the hood of their car. I mean…not that I know from experience. Sharon, I have..uh..a friend who thinks you should avoid the mall for the next couple months.
(Pic via Tumblr)
Dear Xtina, Raven Would Like Her Wig Back
At last night’s American Music Awards, Xtina gave all of us a day off from looking at her nasty heavy flow day weave and wore a wig she snatched right off of the head of Raven from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Raven can now write that wig off as a charitable donation since she’s helping those less fortunate. While I’m happy that somebody finally threw a maxi-pad on Xtina’s period hair and got rid of it, I’m still trying to figure out what’s happening to her ass in those pictures below.
Should I expect CNN to report the extinction of butt pads, because Xtina bought and wore all of them to the AMAs last night? Did Cee Lo Green try to sneak into the AMAs by hiding in the back of bitch’s dress? I know Xtina’s got a big ass, but that dress is doing weird things to it. It’s make her look a hormone-fed chicken in amateur drag. This is some Foster Farms pin-up shit.
Xtina also performed and the only reason to press play is for the gay pride explosion at the end:
My ears will never be the same after listening to Xtina sound like a banshee getting attacked with a chainsaw, but at least she gave us a queen with earthquake titties (at the 3:39 mark). So there’s that.
Kardashian Tell All
OMG, pleeeease let this be true!! According to TMZ, an ex Kardashian nanny is currently shopping around a tell-all book about her years in hell in the Jenner/Kartrashian household. She reportedly dishes on the boys, Brandon Jenner and whats-his-name (that other Dancing with SARS one), and talks about what rude entitled brats they are. She goes on to talk shit about the girls, and I hope she spills details juicier than Kim’s XXXXL ass.
Hopefully, she won’t cover all the old angles we already know and hate them for, such as the sex tape, underage pole dancing, Pimp Mama Kris’s infidelity, Scott’s womanizer serial killer face and their general knack for making money off of being no-talent slags. I want some new dirt dammit, like Khloe shaves with sheep shears and Kim cries her mascara off every night (looks like this) because she blew it with Reggie for leaking her dirty ho ass-gulping tape with Ray J.
Some people may knock her for violating common decency and her contract of silence, but I’m on team MAKE THAT MONEY GIRLFRIEND. I mean, WWKKD? Exactly.
Thank you PSL!!