Lauren Sanchez’s Pro-Trump Brother Is Probably The Source Of The Leaked Texts Given To The National Enquirer

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Well, it turns out Jeff Bezos didn’t accidentally leave his dick pics on the photocopier at work after all. As he suspected, more sinister forces were at work that led to the National Enquirer obtaining private text messages between Jeff and his lovah, Lauren Sanchez, which the Enquirer published. According to a Daily Beast investigation, the person responsible to handing over the goods to the Enquirer was Lauren’s own brother, Trump supporter and Roger Stone’s sometime BFF, Michael Sanchez. Damn. Sometimes, it really do be your own family.

While it’s unclear if Michael also provided the unpublished blackmail photos containing scintillating eroticism such as Jeff’s “semi-erect manhood penetrating the zipper” of his cargo shorts (ouch, and ooh la la!), multiple sources have confirmed that Lauren’s brother was the person who supplied the text messages that were leaked earlier last month, prompting Jeff to publicly announce his divorce.

The brother of Jeff Bezos’ mistress, Lauren Sanchez, supplied the couple’s racy texts to the National Enquirer, multiple sources inside AMI, the tabloid’s parent company, told The Daily Beast.

Another source who has been in extensive communication with senior leaders at AMI confirmed that Michael Sanchez first supplied Bezos’ texts to the Enquirer.

The leaked texts, published last month, included notes from Bezos like, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.”

I think it’s not a leap to assume that Michael might also have handled (photos of) his sister’s “nether region”, as described in the blackmail email Jeff made public. Nobody knows how Michael got a hold of the private texts; apparently they weren’t the result of a hack, and Michael’s not been charged with any crime. Yet. The Daily Beast also found that Michael believed that the Enquirer acted with “President Trump’s knowledge and appreciation” in perusing the story outing the affair between Jeff and Lauren. Additionally, they found that Michael and his recently indicted friend Roger Stone were in contact with each other at the time the Enquirer story ran.

Jeff’s own private investigator, Gavin de Becker (not to  be confused with AMI owner David de Pecker), says he’s completed his investigation, and knows who leaked the texts, but won’t say if he found Michael to be the culprit. But he’s not NOT saying he did it.

“Our investigation into who initially provided texts to the National Enquirer, and why it was done—that investigation is now complete. We have turned our conclusions over to our attorneys for referral to law enforcement,” de Becker told The Daily Beast on Sunday.

I know it’s a lot, guys. We’ve got dick pics, a private dick, incest flavored chicanery, Donald Trump, blackmail, “pubic” and “nether” regions, and a guy named Pecker. There’s just one other thing this story needs.


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