Category: Christie Brinkley
Christie Brinkley And Michael Avenatti Were Spotted Getting “Cozy” At A Restaurant
Christie Brinkley, the embodiment of the Forever 21 lifestyle, was dining at The American Hotel in Sag Harbor, NY with her family when a sexy cueball rolled up to her table and started chatting her up. TMZ reports that Michael Avenatti was also dining at The American Hotel and “pulled up a chair toward the end of the meal”. Then, after the rest of her party left, he and Christie enjoyed some laughs and “got super cozy”. TMZ shared some very grainy pics of the two who are seen either smiling and laughing, or, disintegrating into ash on some infinity stone.
Christie Brinkley Dines with Stormy Daniels' Lawyer, Michael Avenatti https://t.co/xKEqKDL84q
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 14, 2018
According to TMZ:
It’s unclear what exactly they were discussing, but we imagine one subject might’ve come up — Donald Trump. She’s claimed Trump hit on her while he was married to Ivana Trump, and when she was dating Billy. She said Trump invited her to Aspen on his private jet … she declined.
I love that Avenatti The Hottie keeps finding shady new ways to troll Donald. Even though he was being spied on the in restaurant, he still took the time to talk to TMZ about his relationship with Christie.
Avenatti tells us he and Christie are friends. He says she’s a “classy, smart woman with great insight.”
Avenatti, you beautiful, shady son of a bitch!
Pic: Wenn.com
Christie Brinkley Did A Miracle Posing Move For Sports Illustrated
Thousands of 20-year-old bikini models are looking into alternate career options this week after 63-year-old Christie Brinkley proved she still has the body to steal their jobs. Christie announced on Instagram that she was asked to pose in the upcoming 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Christie has appeared on the cover three times and posed inside countless times, but this time she’s being joined by her daughters, 31-year-old Alexa Ray Joel and 18-year-old Sailor Brinkley Cook. Sadly, it looks like neither Alexa or Sailor inherited their mom’s miraculous water-walking abilities.
Christie Brinkley Went On A Date With David Foster
It’s been seven years since Nancy Meyers made It’s Complicated. As someone who is a big fan of watching well-off people in their sixties wearing a variety of casual sweaters get their grove back, this story will hold me over until a sequel.
Page Six says that four-time divorcees Christie Brinkley and David Foster were seen on a date Wednesday night at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar in NYC. They later went to a jazz club and were seen “looking cozy.” I need to know if they looked cozy because they were both wearing off-white turtleneck sweaters. It’s critical to me believing in the Nancy Meyers-ness of it all. The source says that at one point, Christie was pulled on stage and played drums with the band. Oh my god, this is a movie! I bet it’s called Uptown Woman.
Christie and David reportedly met at the Apollo in the Hamptons benefit, the one Casper Smart stupidly bailed on this summer.
Christie stopped letting John Mellencamp do her little pink house in August, while David called it quits with his fourth wife Yolanda Hadid about a year ago.
I really want Christie Brinkley and David Foster take this all the way to a wedding, if only because I would love to see what would happen after their inevitable divorce. Christie showed us this summer that she could be just as messy as any real housewife when she blasted a rock-pisser outside her house in the Hamptons with hose water. I like to picture that Christie and Yolanda would call up Linda Thompson and convince her to join them in a reality show called The Former Mrs. Davids Club. Oh shit, I’m mixing up my middle-aged women movies, aren’t I?
Pic: Splash
Christie Brinkley Shows Us What America Is All About
It’s an Independence Day miracle! Not that mess of a sequel that, despite horrific reviews, is somehow making money. I’m talking about some good ol’ American glamour! Glamour is the Bill of Rights! Glamour is fireworks! Glamour is standing up for your damn self! Glamour is the clash of good and evil that took place over the weekend between Christie Brinkley and a woman who decided to add yellow into the red, white, and blue mix.
This Is What Frances McDormand Wore To The Tonys
Just when I was about to declare Christie Brinkley my personal goddess of the Tony Awards for showing up looking and posing like a Drop Dead Gorgeous extra, Frances McDormand took to the stage to accept her award for Best Actress in a Play while wearing an ensemble that is slightly dressier than the ripped sweat shorts I’m wearing right now.
If you needed fucks to get into the Tonys last night, I’m not sure Frances would’ve gotten in, because she obviously didn’t have any to give. Frances also saved reporters from asking her the stupid question “Who are you wearing?“, because the red tag on her jean jacket already gave up that information. The look of the night. This is what your high school poli sci teacher would look like if you ran into her at the car wash on the weekend. Hair that couldn’t even pick out a hairbrush from a line-up of hairbrushes.
And if wearing your mom’s favorite beach outfit to a fancy awards show wasn’t enough for me to fall in love with Frances all over again, she busted out her best mug shot poses backstage. If there isn’t such thing as a “Best Dressed of the Tonys” list, then there needs to be so Frances can sit on top of that shit where she belongs.
Here’s a few more pictures from last night’s Book of Mormon Appreciation Ceremony. In order: my new style icon, DanRad, Professor Whoopi McGonagall, Judith Light, Christie Brinkley, PATSY STONE!!!, Alec Baldwin with guest, Tyne Daly with her piece, Al Pacino with guest and Ellen Barkin.
