We found out yesterday that Jennifer Lopez had recently packed a duffel bag with Casper Smart’s things and once again told him his boy toy services were no longer needed. Sources claimed there was no drama to their breakup; simply that JLo and Casper’s relationship had come to a “natural end.” It was only a matter of time before we discovered what Casper did to mess up his kept man status, and it turns out it involved ditching JLo in the Hamptons for a UFC fight in Las Vegas.
Sources tell TMZ that on Saturday night, JLo wanted Casper to come with her to an annual fundraiser for the Apollo hosted by Ron Perelman in the Hamptons. The only problem was that Casper wanted to go to Las Vegas to watch the UFC 202 fight between Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz with his friends. JLo really wanted him to come to the Hamptons. Sources claim JLo told Casper it was “very important” that he be there. Well, look who wasn’t in the Hamptons on Saturday night.
Casper Not Very Smart decided to go to Las Vegas and watch the fight after all. Casper was reportedly telling people at the fight that he was flying to New York the next day to join Jennifer Lopez on the set of Shades of Blue. That didn’t happen. Sources tell TMZ that JLo was beyond pissed that Casper bailed on the Hamptons fundraiser, and she dumped him immediately.
There is the possibility that JLo will give Casper another chance. Sources say JLo and Casper breakup and makeup so often that it wouldn’t exactly be a surprise if they got back together.
See kids, this is why education is so important. If Casper had gone to boy toy prep school, he would have learned that bailing on your sugar cougar is a major no-no. Even if he didn’t have the money for a full four-year program, he should have at least taken a semester’s worth of classes. That way he wouldn’t have missed out on the first lesson of Boy Toy 101: always follow the person paying the bills.