Boy George Tweeted About Pete Buttigieg, And It Got Messy

Actually, let me clarify: Boy George tweeted about Presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg, and it was messy right from the get-go.

Yesterday, Boy George decided to comment on Mayor Pete’s supporters and fan base demographics. The Los Angeles Times recently published a story on Mayor Pete, who is currently polling in 4th place behind Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders, respectively. According to The Times, Mayor Pete is a big hit with white people, and that’s about it (The Times points out that Biden, Warren, and Sanders all poll well with the black community, while Pete’s numbers are in the single-digits). The New York Times has suggested that his sexuality is a “hurdle” for some people, although CNN disputes this. Pete’s allegedly having a hard time in South Carolina, and Boy George decided to throw in his two cents on the subject.

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Open Post: Hosted By Boy George Leaving “The Voice” After A Contestant Pissed Him Off

Now you know that if you really want to hurt Boy George, be a contestant on The Voice Australia and tell him that nobody cares if you play guitar. That’ll do it.

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Boy George Says He Was Only Joking About Humping On This

In news that would’ve made fuck parts explode in 1984, Boy George blurted out that he once sexed on Prince and he said it during a taping of The Voice UK. Jehovah’s Most Litigious Witness was the Queen of Suing Bitches long before Taylor Swift and her army of lawyers came along, so I’m sure that one millisecond after those words came out of Boy George’s mouth, a lawsuit from Prince landed on his head.

Boy George is a judge on The Voice UK this season along with Paloma Faith, Ricky Wilson and will.i.cant. The Sun says that during a taping of the blind auditions, the judges all wanted one particular contestant and tried to woo them by bragging about who they’ve collaborated with. That’s when Boy George let it slip that his naked body has been touched by the sparkling dick of a purple nymph. This is how it went down:

Boy George: “I have duetted with some of the greatest soul singers in history including Luther Vandross and Smokey Robinson.”

Paloma Faith: “Well OK, if we’re throwing big soul names out there I’ve performed with Prince.”

Boy George: “Forget that, darling, I’ve slept with Prince.”

The audience laughed while probably thinking to themselves, “All that stuff about Prince supposedly hating gays makes sense now!” Right after Boy George said it, the producers hit the “MAN DOWN CODE 10” button and stopped filming. They pulled Boy George aside and they all had a little talk. Boy George went back to his red chair and said it was all a joke and he meant that he had posters of Prince on his bedroom wall when he was a kid. Boy George’s rep also spit up a comment about it:

“He just went, ‘Oh darling, I’ve slept with him.’ He went on to say that he had Prince posters on his wall as a kid. He was never being serious.”

When I first read this story, I wondered who’s the top and who’s the bottom? I answered that question myself when my brain burped up the image of Boy George on all fours and a shrieking Prince boning his butt while kneeling on a step stool. And yes in my image, Prince is wearing heels.

Here’s Boy George with Marilyn at the Attitude Awards in London a couple of weeks ago.

Pics: Wenn.com

Boy George Served Up The Rough Trade Look At The BRIT Awards

At the BRIT Awards at the O2 in London tonight, Boy George showed up with a busted face and I was going to say that he looks like he peeped at Chris Brown’s phone, but then I remembered that The Difficult Brown doesn’t punch guys. I figured that before the BRITs, Boy George’s daytime date with his Eastern European piece went a little too far and one thing led to another, which led to him getting repeatedly slapped in the face with a 12″ burrito-thick dildo and he decided to make a look out of it. It happens. Or maybe Boy George decided to get all political by making a statement about gays getting beat in Russia. But no, Boy George apparently told British Vogue that he took red lipstick to his eye to look like the “fashion victim” he is. The literary emporium of class and decorum The Daily Mail called Boy George’s busted-up make-up job “tasteless,” and that’s like the time I met my friend at a bar after a hook-up and he called me a nasty, low-class slut before finishing his Grindr chat with a dude whose username was FeedMe69.

And here’s a few more tricks and hos from the BRITs tonight. I wish I could offer you up A-list British royalty like Harvey Price, Jodie Marsh, Pete Doherty and Pete Burns, but unfortunately I can’t. I can only give you Jessie J looking like a bootleg She-Ra character and Lily Allen looking like Goth Rainbow Brite.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

Boy George: Now With Less Fupa

When I first saw these pictures, I hadn’t yet done my usual morning routine of eyeballing coffee, so I thought this was either Samantha Ronson in serious lady drag or a dressed down Rylan Clark. But it’s a fupa-less Boy George!  On the left is Boy George in 2010 with some chunk on his body and on the right is Boy George this past weekend with all of the chunk off of his body. Boy George went to the WhatsonStage.com awards in London last night and gone from his body were his stack of luscious chins and his magnificent chichis. Since he was in the mood of getting rid of things, bitch should’ve gotten rid of that hat too.

HuffPo points out that Boy George tweeted a picture of his new body and it made some of his followers ask him how he lost all of the chunk. No, Boy George didn’t tweet back with “coke and lots of ass sex.” Boy George tweeted the link to some nutritionist who teaches people how to eat healthy and other boring stuff like that.

Never mind that Boy George’s face tattoos looks like something I doodled on my Pee Chee folder in 1992, I’m really supposed to believe that he lost all that weight from exercise and eating healthy. That doesn’t happen! Bitch is probably up to his old tricks and lost all that weight from chasing Norwegian escorts around his apartment.

Boy George Really Knows How To Put On A Show

At a charity show in London last night, Boy George called a very lucky girl a “rude cunt” before throwing his drink at her. What did the lucky rude cunt do to earn such a high honor that most only dream about when they’re drunkenly dancing around by themselves on an empty dance floor to Tumble 4 Ya (FYI: You can plop me into that visual)? Well, The Sun says that Boy George wasn’t playing any of his popular songs, so the rude cunt entertained herself by talking all loud throughout his performance. You know what they say, fuck with Georgie the Hutt’s magic and you’re going to get a cunt word in the ear and a splash of vodka to the face.

I don’t know what made me laugh more in this video, that wheezy old queen Georgie blowing out a torch song, or the rude little cunt screeching for her mommy as if he threw acid on her asshole. And then George waddles off the stage like he’s going to chase after her, chain her to his radiator and then beat her with the chunkiest butt beads in his drawer. Or maybe he was heading to the potato bar since brawlin’ makes him hungry. I don’t know, but I do know that George needs to do this at every show!