Category: Blake Shelton
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Took Their FaceTime Game To Disneyland
“Honey, go stand in front of a window with better light. The paps…I mean, I’m having a hard time seeing your face.”
Last week, thirst’s current poster girl Gwen Stefani was “caught” (aka she made sure the paps her assistant called had an unobstructed view of her iPhone screen for as long as it took for them to get a decent shot) in the middle of a FaceTime chat with her new boyfriend Blake Shelton. Well, Gwen is still clearly very dehydrated, because she did it again during a trip to Disneyland yesterday.
Gwen was once again “caught” having a totally natural and completely spontaneous FaceTime moment with Blake Shelton while strolling from Toontown to the Small World ride with her kids. TMZ has a crystal-clear picture of Gwen FaceTiming with Blake, because those two are subtle like that. Then when the battery died on Gwen’s phone, she swung by Snow White’s castle and tried to FaceTime him on the Queen’s Magic Mirror, but Mickey was like “Girl, no” and asked her to leave. Okay, that last part didn’t happen, but only because Gwen’s assistant always makes sure her phone battery is charged to 100% before any kind of PR stunt.
I have no idea what those two talked about during their call. The obvious answer is that they said nothing and just looked at each other until enough people noticed that two of the judges from The Voice were FaceTiming each other. But I like to think Blake was like “Excuse me? You went to Disneyland and didn’t invite me? The AUDACITY! Ugh, I guess you could try to make it up to me by bringing me home a churro and a Dole Whip.”
Here’s more of Gwen and Blake working hard for those future UsWeekly covers while at Disneyland yesterday.
Gavin Rossdale Thinks Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Were Hooking Up While She Was Still Married
According to the NBC intern designated to leak information about their relationship to the press, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s Halloween romance started after she slid her 13 year long marriage to Gavin Rossdale into the trash. Most of us reacted to that news with a “sure, whatever” shrug and went back to eating handfuls of stale Halloween candy, but not Gavin Rossdale. Gavin picked up his phone and sent a group text to Gwen, Blake, and their publicist with a link to the “Why the fuck you lying?” Vine, because Gavin thinks they were boning while she was still married.
Sources tell TMZ that Gavin thinks Gwen and Blake’s “LOOK OVER HERE!” relationship is covered in cheater stink, and that the timing of their divorce and Blake’s divorce from Miranda Lambert is a little too convenient. Gavin’s theory is that Gwen kept all her extracurricular sideways chair spinning (I have no idea what that means either) with Blake on the down-low because she was afraid Gavin would take her ass to the cleaners during their divorce. Gavin walked away with way less than he could have, and now I guess he’s getting sick of his reflection singing “You got plaaaaaayed” to the tune of “Glycerine” every time he looks in the mirror, so he’s spilling THE TRUTH!
The source also says that all this shit with Blake is really burning Gavin’s crumpets because Gwen never let him go on tour. The reason? She was paranoid he was going to cheat on her. He’s also pissed about that song she wrote about him after they split up. So basically, what started as a pretty bland divorce between two famous types has gotten all kinds of dramatic.
Gwen hasn’t said anything about whether or not she ever asked Adam Levine “Yo, hold my wedding rings for me?” before sneaking in to Blake’s trailer. But I’m sure her publicist will have a good answer ready for her the next time she’s asked about her relationship with Blake during a radio interview.
And because you care, here’s Gwen and her youngest kid going to a nail salon earlier today.
Pics: Gwen Stefani, Splash
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton’s Love Is The Pure Definition Of Real
My mom regularly watches The Voice and she thinks Blake Shelton is a tall drink of 100 proof hotness in cowboy boots. I would go out on a date with Carrot Top in public and under bright lights, so I’m not one to judge. While talking to her the other night, she brought up Gwen Stefani dating her Blakey and said something about how they’re such a cute couple. I said that they were about as real and organic as the Zinger I was eating, and she was quiet for a second before saying in a serious tone, “Blake wouldn’t do that.” DAMN! Those revolving chairs on The Voice are hypnotizing people! They got my mom! But well, according to a Page Six source (who isn’t at all a publicist from NBC), my mom is right and I am 100% wrong! Gwen and Blake’s love is practically notarized. It’s that real and that true.
Okay, This Whole “Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton” Thing Has Gone Way Too Far Now
Yesterday, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s spokeswhores let the world know that his country dick is regularly doing the two-step on her ska-pop pussy. Blake and Gwen’s reps gave the announcement to everyone a quick minute before the CMA Awards started. Gwen didn’t go to the CMAs with Blake, which is weird, because I figured they’d 69 in front of Miranda Lambert on the red carpet.
When the rumors about Gwen and Blake started, I guessed it was all just some PR for this season of The Voice. But in the back of my brain was a terrifying, nightmare-inducing thought. I wondered if Gwen and Blake decided to make the most of their union by recording a skuntry (ska + country) duet that’d liquefy our eardrums. My nightmare (partly) came to life when an “industry source” told People that Blake and Gwen wrote a country ballad together. This is really turning into The Voice fan fiction written by a middle-aged mom who watches that show religiously. “Blake’s heart, and other parts, grew bigger with every twang that come out of Gwen’s mouth.”
“It’s amazing how good she sounds on a pretty country song,” says an industry insider. “And it sure is good to hear Blake singing real country again.”
Shortly after the new season of The Voice kicked off, the duo got together to write the mid-tempo ballad. According to the insider, the song has yet to be cut and is about telling a lover to leave the relationship if that is what they truly want.
Gwen and Blake’s reps could really teach a master class in subtlety at The Learning Annex. They released a statement about those two dating right before the CMAs and now this. I’m sure that as soon as I hit the publish button on this post, People will tell us that Gwen and Blake will debut the song on The Voice LIVE next week. This is not the song I wanted out of this situation. I wanted an anger-filled song from Miranda Lambert called “Blake Shelton is a Drunk Skank.” I know, that title is also too subtle, but it’s the only thing I could think of right now.
And here’s Miranda launching a thousand “What does it mean?” blog posts by wearing Gwen Stefani circa 1999 hair at the CMAs last night.
Pics: Splash, NBC
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Took Their Love (Or Whatever The Hell You Want To Call It) To Nashville
After spending Halloween weekend together, People says that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are in Nashville right now, because I guess their STUNT QUEEN stunt needed a change of scenery. And because Blake Shelton is performing at the CMAs tonight. Blake’s ex Miranda Lambert is also performing and a source tells TMZ that Gwen Stefani hasn’t decided if she’s going to show up tonight. I’m surprised the source didn’t also say, “So tune in to the CMAs at 8pm Eastern Standard Time on ABC to see if Miranda Lambert scratches the Botox out of Gwen Stefani’s face on the red carpet!”
TMZ’s source says that Gwen and Blake are just having fun (read: are only fuck buddies) and aren’t in a relationship together. People’s source says that they’re “dating.” (UPDATE: TMZ’s source is now saying that Gwen and Blake are officially dating and his spokeswhore confirmed it to E!.) Gwen was on OnAir with Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning and she tried to bust some reverse psychology on our asses by saying, “I think NBC did that,” when the diabolical frog asked her about the rumors that she’s boning Blake. Gwen also played coy and said, “But I think he’s hot, don’t you?”
I love Ryan Seacrest’s “NO HOMO” answer to Gwen asking him if he thinks Blake is hot. I expected him to follow that up by screaming, “I LOVE PUSSAY, BRO,” before smashing a can of Bud against his forehead.
I still don’t fully believe that ShelFani is real and I don’t know if I ever will. Those two could get married and grow old together, and I’d still say, “Damn, NBC must’ve paid them a lot!”
Pic: Getty
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Held Hands At A Halloween Party
That derpy cop’s “I see you trollin, Gwen” face pretty much sums up all my feelings about this story.
Nearly one minute after Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they’re marriage is done, there were rumors that her chocha is drowning its sorrows on Blake Shelton’s good ole’ boy country dick. I figured it was a rumor born in the cubicle of a marketing assistant at NBC. Both Gwen and Blake “laughed off” the rumors that they’re redefining the definition of random by becoming a thing. But a witness tells Entertainment Tonight that Gwen and Blake were holding hands outside of Jared Leto’s Halloween party this weekend and that means that they’re either boning or NBC promised them a bonus if they get “caught” touching.
Both Gwen and Blake were at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween party, but they didn’t get into any PDA shit there. Gwen left that party and went to Jared Leto’s Halloween party in the Hollywood Hills. Blake was already there when she got there. The source says that they left together hand-in-hand, but quickly let go of each other when they spotted a pap. ET also has pics of them getting into the same SUV together.
E! News has also piped in with EXCLUSIVO pictures of Blake holding onto Gwen at Adam Levine’s Halloween party. E!’s pictures are so damn busted and grainy that they don’t even look like pictures that were taken with a camera. Those pictures look like water damaged colored Rorschach tests. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be looking for. If I squint my eyes, it sort of looks like Khloe Kardashian canoodling with Chrissy Crocker circa 2009.
I still don’t know if I believe that these two are doing each other for real, but I do believe that the producers of The Voice are doing themselves good while thinking about all the attention this is bringing to their show.
And here’s more pictures from Halloween of Blake as I don’t even know what (a frat boy at a Cinco de Mayo party?) and Gwen as a bloody cowgirl. I fully expect to see a picture of Gwen in costume on the cover of Star Magazine with the cover line: “GWEN STEFANI DISSES MIRANDA LAMBERT BY DRESSING AS A DEAD COWGIRL!”
