Category: Bella Thorne
Bella Thorne Has Realized She’s Not Bisexual, She’s Pansexual
Poets who have been working most of their lives to get a book deal definitely raised a feather quill pen (because every self-respecting poet uses a feather quill pen) to noted poet Bella Thorne who actually got money to burp out a bunch of poems about her life. That book called The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray is out now, and Bella’s been peddling it everywhere except for Old Judgmental Hags Central (The View).
The Emily Dickinson of our time (Emily Dickandcoochandthisorthat, if you will) pushed her book of poems on Good Morning America, and talked to Juju Chang about her sexuality. Bella declared herself a lover of both peen and poon in 2016 when she came out as bisexual. But Bella is bisexual no more, and says she had it all wrong, because she’s pansexual. Now, if I asked my mom about pansexuality, she’d think I was coming out as pansexual, and calmly, but sternly, back away, walk to her kitchen, gather all her Calphalons and hide them thinking I wanted to fuck them. But that’s not what being pansexual is about. It’s also not someone who exclusively gets the drips for Peter Pan Dude.
Bella Thorne Is Pissed And Sad Over Whoopi Goldberg’s Reaction To Her Nudes Getting Hacked
On Monday, Bella Thorne released her own nudes, because she says a hacker who stole the pics were threatening to release them. In an effort to get her “power back”, she put her bare titties out into the world and Whoopi Goldberg had a strong opinion about it, saying that if you send your titties to the cloud, you shouldn’t be surprised when a hacker snatches them from the cloud. Whoopi became that grandma and sat Bella down and told her what’s what before telling Bella to get her bare titties off her lawn.
Bella Thorne Leaked Her Own Nudes Before Her Hacker Could
Bella Thorne’s not a complete monster. She never meant for anyone other than her special gentleman friend to see her filthy bathroom or greased-up barbell pierced nipples, yet here we are. According to Bella, her “shit” was hacked and the person responsible threatened to leak her nudes. So she beat them to the punch by publishing them herself. In a lucky turn of events, the hack just so happened to coincide with the release of her book of “poetry” called The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray.
Bella Thorne Is Fighting With Her Ex-Boyfriend Mod Sun On Social Media
E! News is reporting that Bella Thorne has taken her drama with her ex-boyfriend Mod Sun to social media. Or maybe he did first and she’s “clapping back”? I don’t know but it’s definitely some fame whore messiness you’d expect from these two. The couple–who look like after they broke up the sales at their local Hot Topic dropped by 6000% due to their sudden stop in couples’ shopping sprees–took to Twitter to slap at each other after Mod Sun joked about auctioning off Bella’s things.
The Cops Were Called To Remove Bella Thorne From Her Ex-Boyfriend’s House
If your path should cross with a ModThorne stan today, I urge you to be gentle with them. They are going through it. TMZ reports that Bella Thorne and her boyfriend, Mod Sun, broke up at Coachella. To make matters worse, just a few days later, Bella was papped kissing another man. I guess the old adage “what happens at Coachella stays at Coachella” doesn’t apply when you live your life like everyday is Coachella. And a totally Coachella thing to do is to sneak into your ex-boyfriend’s perma-tent (AKA a house) to get your shit when he’s not home, only to have his entourage call the cops on you. Thus ends another chapter of Bella’s new book/zine/8th grade journal, The Life Of A Wannabe Mogel. Who in your life needs a hug right now?
Bella Thorne Is Selling Guided Tours Of Her Very Special Home
Ah, Hollywood – land of dreams, glamour and glitz, and all those things. Well, OK, Sherman Oaks but who’s counting. If the siren song of the west calls your name, I’ve got exciting news for you. For a small fee, even you, a lowly nobody with 23 Instagram followers, can taste the exciting world of the Troll doll crack den that is The Trippy Twins Fun House, owned by Bella Thorne. It’s totally tricked out and Instagram ready, and guided tours are available for just $50. That’s less than the price of a (recommended) Hep C vaccine! According to Page Six, the house is also available to rent for parties, photo shoots, or as a film location if your movie is called The Candy Land Murder House.