Category: Bella Thorne
Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans Account Made $1 Million In 24 Hours
When Bella Thorne announced she was joining OnlyFans, the content subscription services that has truly blossomed in these quarantine times, she crashed the site. Because a whole lot of horny strangers were itching to pay $20 a month for Bella’s uncensored content. Bella was also planning to film a documentary on her OnlyFans journey, which she projected would bring her at least $1 million a month. It’s a good thing that Bella’s online side-project is releasing titty pics, and not running a psychic prediction site, because Bella’s financial projection was WAY off. According to Page Six, Bella reached her million-dollar goal after just 24 hours.
Bella Thorne Joined OnlyFans And Briefly Crashed The Site
Yesterday, Bella Thorne briefly crashed OnlyFans when she joined. Bella’s bio states “I’m your bitch” (short, sweet, to the point), her profile pic is a bikini shot, and the banner depicts her long bejeweled nails feeling up her own ass. On. Brand.
A press release announcing 22-year-old Bella’s new account states that she’s projected to make at least $1 million a month. A MONTH. $12 million a year to flash some nipple and whine about your feelings?! By that math, my drunken Instagram stories should have made me a billionaire!
Bella Thorne’s Not-So-Funhouse Is On The Market For $2.55 Million
The global sage market is in turmoil with the news that Bella Thorne’s Trippy Twins Fun House in Sherman Oaks, California, has hit the market at $2.55 million. Desperate potential buys have been seen rushing to the desert with canvas sacks and scythes as Big Sage does what it can to corner the market. Shit, I’ve even heard that people are shoplifting poultry seasoning off the shelves of every Safeway, Kroger’s and Whole Foods this side of the Mississippi to get their hands on the stuff. That’s how much sage will need to be burned in order to expel the cracked out demons living within the walls of 5044 Fulton Ave.
There’s A Petition To Block The Release Of A Movie Starring Paris Jackson As A Lesbian Jesus
The super-Christians are mad again but not because some lesbian teens kissed on a show, or because a boy put a princess dress on. Entertainment Tonight says that a Change.org petition has been signed by over 270,000 people in an effort to block the movie Habit from coming out. It stars 22-year-old Paris Jackson as a female Jesus. Excuse you, Jesus is a white man, Santa is a white man, James Bond is a white man, and the Ghostbusters are white men. Only white men exist. STOP THE NONSENSE!
Bella Thorne Is Doing The Whole Throuple Thing Again
Above is a picture of Bella Thorne and her boyfriend Italian pop-singer, Benjamin Mascolo, of the pop duo Benji & Fede. Well Benjamin may be in a pop duo but his love life is turning up all threes, as it seems that he and Bella are now involved in a throuple of sorts as Bella revealed on social media she also has a new girlfriend. And Benjamin let us all know he’s fully into it.
Bella Thorne And Her Ex-Boyfriend Mod Sun Got Into It Over Social Media Again, This Time Over A Wedding Video
The Daily Mail reports that 21-year-old Bella Thorne and her ex-threeway-lover, 32-year-old Mod Sun got into it over social media. This is not the first time, since that is literally a link to another story about them fighting on social media. And before that, Mod and her clearly had a great relationship free of issues because those kinds of relationships always end with the cops getting called on one of them. The two started slapping at each other some more recently, because of a video Bella posted featuring what seems to be their wedding. Yes there were tons of string lights. Yes there were guests with neon hair. Are you picturing a wedding at Hot Topic? Correct.