Category: Bad Shit

Michael Douglas’ Son Has Been Released From Jail After Nearly Seven Years

August 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Back in 2009, the life of Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron Douglas, took a detour on Charlie Sheen Blvd. A then 30-year-old Cameron Douglas was arrested for selling meth. A week after he was arrested, the situation got worse for Cameron after his girlfriend attempted to smuggle a care package of heroin into the jail he was in. The next year, Cameron was sentenced to five years in jail for selling meth and he got an extra two years after he confessed to getting his girlfriend to smuggle drugs in. But Cameron’s time on the inside has come to an end. Page Six says Cameron, now 37, was recently released early from a jail in Maryland. He is currently living in a halfway house.

Page Six says that Cameron plans on writing a tell-all about being in jail. An Orange is the New Daddy’s Black Card, if you will. And it should be interesting, considering Cameron’s time in jail was kind of a scary mess. Cameron was accidentally exposed as a snitch by his therapist during a 2010 bail hearing, which prompted a crime-family captain to allegedly put a $100 bounty on his head. I guess someone got $100 deposited into their commissary account, because Cameron showed up to the jail hospital not too long after looking tore up and with a broken femur and finger (which he claims he broke playing handball in the yard). He was eventually moved to solitary confinement in 2012, where he lived until 2014.

Michael Douglas also talked about Cameron’s shitty life in jail after accepting an Emmy in 2013 for playing Liberace by saying that he wasn’t allowed to see his son until they released him from solitary. He also side-eyed the American prison system.

A source tells Page Six that Cameron’s tell-all will also tell-all about “his struggle being the son and grandson of Hollywood icons.” Obviously Cameron had a hard time growing up as Michael Douglas’ son. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone would be able to crawl out of the kind of shadow cast by your father starring with legendary Hollywood goddess Kathleen Turner in one of the most not-at-all cheesy adventures set to celluloid, The Jewel of the Nile.

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Macaulay Culkin Wants You To Know He Never Blew $6000 A Month On Heroin

July 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Four years ago, Macaulay Culkin prompted stage parents with morals everywhere to step back and rethink their decision to push their kids into show business when he was photographed walking around New York looking like a humanoid crack rock. The National Enquirer claimed they knew the reason for why Macaulay looked like someone who would volunteer to help Harry and Marv rob houses just for the medicine cabinet access, and it was DRUGS! Specifically, that he was addicted to heroin. They claimed Macaulay was in a really bad place after his break-up with Mila Kunis, and he was spending $6,000 a month on heroin and pills.

Despite the fact that he was once arrested for possession of weed and pills, Macaulay denies the Enquirer’s drug shopping spree rumors. Macaulay tells The Guardian that he never spent his residual checks from The Pagemaster and Wish Kid on the hardest of drugs. He also slapped at the Enquirer for pretending to care about why he looked so tore up.

“Were people right to be worried? Not necessarily. Of course, when silly stuff is going on – but no, I was not pounding six grand of heroin every month or whatever. The thing that bugged me was tabloids wrapping it all in this weird guise of concern. No, you’re trying to shift papers. Is there a story there he might want to tell one day, on his own terms? Perhaps.”

Macaulay also talks about what he’s been doing lately (that pizza band, nothing). And he would have talked about his friendship with Michael Jackson, but The Guardian says his lawyers wouldn’t let him.

So Kevin McCallister doesn’t outright deny that he was chasing the cheese pizza back in 2012 when those pictures were taken; he only says he wasn’t spending $6k a month. “Perhaps” that will be one of the things he elaborates on if he ends up fulfilling his former child star-turned-mess destiny by writing a tell-all. “Listen, people said I was spending 6 grand on drugs, but honestly, it was more like 2, 2 and a half, tops.” Or maybe he was buying drugs, but not for himself. After all, he was living with walking needle Pete Doherty around that time, and Pete definitely seems like the type who would prefer rent be paid in drugs rather than money. You know, just to save him a trip outside.

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TMZ Says That Crack Pipes Have Been Found In Lamar Odom’s Home Again

June 3, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been almost 8 months since Lamar Odom was found unconscious with all kinds of drugs floating around in his system at a Nevada brothel. Since then, Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband has walked a slow road to recovery that ended with a triumphant return to the fame whore koven at Kanye West’s fashion show/album launch in February. A month later, he was seen strolling into church with the Kardashians on Easter Sunday.

Then things started to roll back downhill a bit. It turned out that Lamar had spent the night before Easter Sunday at a bar getting his drink on. And now TMZ is saying that he could have gone back to crack. Multiple sources close to Lamar tell TMZ that Lamar has been acting weird recently, and not because he got second-hand woozy from all the toxic butt injection residue from the divorce papers Khloe sent him. They think he’s back to boozing and drugging. So a group of his friends decided to swing by his house and try to convince him to go to rehab. They allegedly found drug stuff, like roaches, baggies, and crack pipes. Yes, “pipes” – as in, more than one.

Lamar’s addiction is what killed his marriage the first time back in 2013.

As for that mini-intervention, TMZ’s sources say Lamar laughed it off and told them he doesn’t think he needs help. “Duh, I could have told you that” scoffed Khloe, who already tried to extend her “Khloe Saves Lamar” storyline by trying to get Lamar into rehab back in March. Lamar’s friends are legitimately worried; they say Lamar thinks he’s “invincible.” Lamar, no! That contract Kris Jenner made you sign in exchange for your soul only guarantees invincibility so long as you’re still a profitable character for them. It becomes null and void once they decide you’re no longer on-brand.

If this back on crack story is true and he won’t take the advice from his friends to go to rehab, then I at least hope Lamar is visited by the ghost of Whitney Houston’s 2002 interview with Diane Sawyer this evening. “Let’s get one thing straight, Lam Lam – crack is wack.

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Mess = The Chef Who Got Caught Coke Handed On Live TV

January 20, 2016 / Posted by:

I always figured that morning show people skipped the coffee and went straight to the bad shit to make them unnaturally perky and awake, but I’d never guess that they’d be so bold to snort coke right there on the set in front of the cameras. HuffPo says that during a segment on the Slovakian morning show Teleráno, the camera cut to chef L’ubomír Herko in the on-set kitchen and caught him cutting lines of some suspicious white powder with a credit card. That must be a new way to prepare powdered sugar and he must sprinkle it on a dessert using that rolled up bill. It’s a new technique!

When Chef L’ubomír realized he got caught, he looked up and his glazed over eyes and do’h grin said it all:

The network that airs Teleráno said in a statement that it was a joke and it wasn’t not funny to them:

“We consider this a totally inappropriate joke that does not have (any place on our network). There will be consequences.”

Part of me thinks this is real and that chef’s signature dish is No Fucks Soufflé with a sprinkling of coke on top. The other part of me thinks this is a shameless stunt to try to get Charlie Sheen to move to Slovakia to be the new host of Teleráno.

YT via WOW Report 

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Chet Haze Blames The Bad Shit For His Rant About Using The N-Word

October 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Chet Haze, the child that Iggy Azalea and Vanilla Ice left on Tom Hanks’ doorstep 25 years ago (I did the math and it totally adds up!), is back!

About 4 months ago, Chet Haze (born name: Chester Marlon Hanks) let us all know that ain’t nobody can hold Chet Haze down and that includes the haters who kept telling him to stop saying “nigga.” Back then, he said that the n-word is something he uses with the people he loves and everyone should be able to use it. I figured that Chet Haze was just high on Chet Haze, but it turns out he was cracked out of his skull. Chet Haze has returned to Instagram and in a series of a hundred (at least) dark ass videos, he says that he’s in rehab to clean himself up, because his addiction to coke got so bad that his nose clogged up and he started smoking crack. Inhaling the bad shit and the pressures of being the son of a movie star got to Chet and turned him into someone he’s not, so he took himself to rehab. Here’s a piece of what Chet said:

Hey, I just wanna say that I know my name’s been in the media about me going missing or getting kidnapped or something. I want to let y’all now, I’ve been in rehab trying to get my shit together and I’m doing pretty damn good. You know what I’m saying? I just had to really take a look at myself and my life and the way shit was going and all the crazy stupid shit I was doing and just finally admit to myself that it wasn’t working. And I had to try something new and that thing was to not do any drugs or alcohol.

And you know another thing is that stuff I was in the media about the n-word and everything. I know a lot of y’all kinda understood the point I was trying to make, but the truth is, it’s not my place to speak on that and I’m genuinely sorry for the people that I offended.

A couple of months ago, I was selling coke, doing coke until I couldn’t even snort it up my nose anymore because it was so clogged. I even smoked crack. If I can change, you can change. There is a solution.

If 35 years ago, you asked me to guess which one of the cast members of Bosom Buddies would one day be the parent of a crack-smoking, n-word throwing white rapper, I’d say to you, “goo goo ga gaaaaa droool,” because I was a baby then. But if I could speak English words, I’d guess Sonny. Totally Sonny.

Chet also says in one of his videos that if you are struggling, DM him and he’ll talk to you about it. I struggle with still finding Chet Haze hot after all the shit he’s said, but I’m not going to DM him, because I don’t think he can help me with that. And if you need to see all of Chet Haze’s videos, click here. It’s like a reboot of Blair Witch written by Eminem.

Tom Hardy Says The Old Tom Hardy Would Have Sold His Own Mother For Crack

May 12, 2015 / Posted by:

I was always aware that pants-dampening hunk Tom Hardy had a messy drug-chasing past, but I never really knew what kind of drugs he was chasing. When a famous type admits they used to have Intervention-level problems, I always assume it’s either coke, pills, heroin, or some kind of fancy rich person drug I’ve never heard of because my budget only allows for sniffing the freon fumes out of the back of my refrigerator.

But today I learned Tom Hardy’s drug was crack, and that he would have taken his mom for a walk down to the closest pawnshop and traded her ass for cash to get it. Tom Hardy recently admitted to Essentials magazine (via Metro UK) just how bad things got for him, drug-wise:

“I was told very clearly, ‘You go down that road, Tom, you won’t come back.’ That message stayed with me clearly for the rest of my days. I am fucking lucky to be here. I would have sold my mother for a rock of crack.”

Uh…thanks for not doing that? I guess?” replied Tom Hardy’s mom.

You know you’ve reached a dark place when you’re willing to sell a loved one for a hit. Although I think we can all relate; who of us hasn’t considered selling a close friend or family member for a Double-Double from In-N-Out or an empty 2L soda bottle filled with dipping sauce from Swiss Chalet? Exactly.

But I’ve never really understood the term “I’d sell my mother for ___.” How in the hell do you sell your own mom? Is there a section of Craigslist for buying and selling mothers? Is he’s implying that his drug dealer sometimes took mothers as payment? Or maybe I’ve been standing behind my fridge too long (that’s it).

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