Even If Millions More Will Die, Dr. Oz Thinks We Should Consider Opening Up Schools To Get Our “Mojo” Back
Oprah Winfrey may have donated $10 million towards coronavirus relief efforts, but even if that sum had several more zeros in it, it still wouldn’t make up for the sin of unleashing Dr. Oz on the world. According to The Wrap, Dr. Mehmet Oz recently appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News to talk about possibilities for “reopening” the country in the middle of a global pandemic. Dr. Oz then casually suggested that “schools are a very appetizing opportunity” for America to get its “mojo back”, which frankly are the most ghoulish words ever uttered, and yes I’m including words uttered by pedophile vampires. Dr. Oz says that despite a “2-3%” increase in mortality rates, it might be a good “tradeoff.” Oprah, we’re going to need a 200-300% increase in your charitable donations to even begin to make up for this quack.
According to The Wrap:
“Let’s start with things that are really critical to the nation where we think we might be able to open without getting into a lot of trouble. I tell ya, schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3% in terms of total mortality,” he said after advising that America needs its “mojo back.”
The frequent Fox News guest went on, “Any life is a life lost, but to get every child back into a school where they’re safely being educated, being fed and making the most out of their lives with a theoretical risk on the backside, that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider.”
I’m having a hard time finding a scientific definition for the word “mojo.” At least when human hairball Vanessa Hudgens got up on Instagram and said that people dying from COVID-19 was, like, inevitable or whatever, we knew she was coming from a place of deep ignorance (if not conditioning, girl those ends!). But I would trust a brain cancer diagnosis from Dr. Hudgens over any conclusion drawn but this charlatan. Here’s the clip.
DR OZ: "Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of total mortality. Any, you know, any life is a life lost, but … that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider." 😳 pic.twitter.com/aifMeKTsIv
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 16, 2020
Oh, I get it now. It’s OK guys, he read about it somewhere. The thought of people taking Dr. Oz’s word for anything having to do with epidemiology, education, economics, civics, critical thinking, morality, simple math or directions to the bathroom at Applebee’s, just because he’s a “doctor” on TV, makes my blood run cold. A condition for which Dr. Oz would probably prescribe hot coronavirus load up the ass. Sure it will probably kill you, but your blood will be nice and hot as you burn up with fever.