Category: Avengers: Infinity War
Anthony And Joe Russo Promise More Gays Are Coming In The Marvelverse, Some We Already Know
Those Russo Brothers are really trying to come for Taron Egerton‘s newly given Hetero Ally King Of Gays-crown, because they are trying to get in with us LGBTQs good. First they put that TRAILBLAZING homosexual character in Avengers: Endgame– played by Joe Russo himself–but now he and his brother Anthony Russo are letting us know that one of the Marvel superheroes we already know will be coming out as a huge gay “soon”. Get those rainbow cakes and angry homophobic tweets ready!
“Avengers: Endgame” Introduces First Openly Gay Character (Not Really) And It’s Going To Make Zillions At The Box Office (Duh)
I am exhausted this morning because I was up until 2 watching Avengers: Endgame. Listen: it’s three full hours. Full hours. Three of them. AmazinglyI managed not to have to get up and pee during it–still don’t know how. A lot of things happen over the course of those 183 minutes., including the first openly gay character in a Marvel movie. But don’t get a boner over it, it’s a bit part.
“Avengers: Infinity War” Is An Infinite Cash Cow
As our weekend readers probably know by now, your Saturday/Sunday blogger is a big ole’ comic book nerd. This means that Avengers: Infinity War is the culmination of all my comic book nerd wet dreams. It has THIRTY PLUS Marvel superheroes battling evil death god Thanos. And without spoiling it, it’s completely devastating! I needed a moment afterward! The majority of you are probably giving me the “really, grown-ass man?” look right now. It’s understandable. And yes – REALLY. Anyway, it’s made a fuck ton of money since it opened late Thursday night and it’s set to make waaayyy more. Possibly all of it! So, if you can’t get a mortgage or student loans in the near future, blame Marvel.