Category: Aliens
A Dutch YouTuber Stormed Area 51 With His Friend. Yes, They Were Arrested
Remember how there was that whole “Storm Area 51!” thing going around the internet for a while? Well, some dumbass actually did it. But it wasn’t hundreds of thousands of curious alien-lovers going to Area 51 to rescue whatever alien species they think are locked up there. It was a YouTuber and his friend, and they got arrested because that’s what happens when you trespass on highly-secret government facilities. Who’d of thought? Oh yeah, everyone.
People Are Signing Up To Storm Area 51 In September
File this under: Shit Bored People Do. Because you really have to be bored out of your damn mind to want to take a pilgrimage to Area 51, better known as the place the government allegedly hides all their secret information about aliens.
Tom DeLonge’s UFO Project Has Put His Company $37 Million In Debt
Tom DeLonge used to be the hottest member of Blink-182 (according to high school Allison), but he’s currently living life like the pop-punk Kanye West, which is to say he’s burned a bunch of professional bridges and is now a UFO expert.
A few years ago, Tom traded in Blink-182 for aliens and government cover-ups. Sadly, all that UFO research hasn’t been profitable for Tom, and his UFO truth-hunting company claims they’re more than $37 million in debt.
Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Manager Got An Email From Tom DeLonge About UFOs
Huh, I always sort of pictured Tom DeLonge as more of a “mail a manila envelope filled with alien sightings taken on an untraceable LG flip phone and printed out at the drugstore” type.
Tom DeLonge, former guitarist for Blink-182 and current UFO enthusiast, is really into educating people about unidentified flying objects. He’s so into it that he repeatedly tried to get someone close to Hillary Clinton involved in a conversation about flying saucers and aliens. Maybe Tom didn’t get the memo that Donald Trump is the one who lies awake at night worrying about aliens?
Tom DeLonge Quit Blink-182 To Focus On UFOs
If that headline and that picture above has taught me anything, it’s that Tom DeLonge is only a puke green suit and a can of extra-hold mousse away from becoming the Ancient Aliens guy.
Last year, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker of Blink-182 publicly slapped at former member Tom DeLonge during an interview with Rolling Stone for being a giant flake and headache of a human. Not long after, Tom gave some of us a headache when he took us on a crazy ride while talking to Paper magazine about his personal experience with aliens. And now, Tom is talking about aliens again.
Alert Mulder And Scully! Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Seen A UFO
I’ve met one person who claimed to have seen a UFO. He was a full-time stoner who drank Molson XXX, went by a reptile-inspired nickname, and lived under a flight path. I don’t exactly know if I’d consider him to be what you’d call a credible witness. Cool dude, yes. But UFO witness, probably not. So this is actually the first time I’ve heard a person claim to have seen UFO that wasn’t also wearing a sleeveless No Fear t-shirt and balancing a flying squirrel on their shoulder. There’s a first time for everything, right?
During a recent interview with the You Made It Weird podcast (via UsWeekly), Green Bay Packers quarterback and Olivia Munn’s boyfriend Aaron Rodgers admitted that he saw a UFO eleven years ago in New Jersey. According to Aaron, his Close Encounters moment happened right before the NFL draft at the family home of his UC Berkeley teammate Steve Levy. Aaron, Steve, and Steve’s brother heard a siren around midnight, so they went outside to see what it was. Aaron says they looked up and saw a “large, orange, left-to-right-moving object” in the sky, but it was overcast, so they couldn’t really make out what it was. After 30 seconds, the object – which he claims they could hear moving – vanished.
Shortly after the thing disappeared, Aaron says they heard fighter jets fly overhead. That might not mean anything to you and I, but according to an alien expert like Aaron, that’s all the proof you need that ET and Mac and the octopus baby from Men in Black were cruising over their house.
“If you know anything about UFO sightings or if you’ve done research, you know that a lot of times two things are connected to UFO sightings. One is the presence of fighter jets. And two, there’s a lot of sightings around nuclear power plants. So to tie it all together, the alarm we heard was from 30 miles out, was a nuclear power plant that had an alarm that went off.”
Sorry Aaron, but I doubt that large orange object in the New Jersey sky was a UFO. It was probably just some Jersey Shore type trying to steal a tanning bed by strapping themselves to the top with the power boosters from their IROC-Z and blasting out the window.
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