Category: Tom DeLonge
The Pentagon Has Released Tom DeLonge’s UFO Videos
Vindication, thy name Is Tom DeLonge. After leaving Blink-182 a few years ago, Tom’s mission has been to expose government cover-ups and prove the existence of “Unidentified Aerial Phenomena” (that’s “aliens” for you civilian-types).
A couple of years ago Tom’s UFO research company, To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science, published alleged leaked videos from 2004 of U.S. fighter pilots spotting UFOs. Then, last fall, the U.S. Navy confirmed the videos were actually real. And now, The Damn Pentagon has doubled down on the legitimacy of the footage and released it themselves. Hey, maybe now Tom can finally get that meeting with Hilary Clinton!
The U.S. Navy Confirms That Tom DeLonge’s UFO Videos Are Real
We all laughed when Tom DeLonge quit his once-hugely successful punk-pop band Blink-182 in order to follow his dream of finding aliens or some shit. Well, Tom DeLonge found UFOs. Bet his wife wants him back now–he’s a space traveling frontiersman. His company, the To the Stars Academy, published videos which have now been confirmed to be legitimate. So technically he leaked private information? Is he gonna get the full Julian Assange, or?
Former Blink-182 Singer Tom DeLonge Has Split From His Wife After 18 Years Of Marriage
It turns out that when Tom DeLonge was singing “Say it ain’t so, I will not go,” he wasn’t exactly singing about his soon-to-be ex-wife. TMZ got their hands on divorce papers that were recently filed by Tom, and Jennifer DeLonge is NoLonger the person he wants to turn the lights off and carry him home.
Tom DeLonge’s UFO Project Has Put His Company $37 Million In Debt
Tom DeLonge used to be the hottest member of Blink-182 (according to high school Allison), but he’s currently living life like the pop-punk Kanye West, which is to say he’s burned a bunch of professional bridges and is now a UFO expert.
A few years ago, Tom traded in Blink-182 for aliens and government cover-ups. Sadly, all that UFO research hasn’t been profitable for Tom, and his UFO truth-hunting company claims they’re more than $37 million in debt.
Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Manager Got An Email From Tom DeLonge About UFOs
Huh, I always sort of pictured Tom DeLonge as more of a “mail a manila envelope filled with alien sightings taken on an untraceable LG flip phone and printed out at the drugstore” type.
Tom DeLonge, former guitarist for Blink-182 and current UFO enthusiast, is really into educating people about unidentified flying objects. He’s so into it that he repeatedly tried to get someone close to Hillary Clinton involved in a conversation about flying saucers and aliens. Maybe Tom didn’t get the memo that Donald Trump is the one who lies awake at night worrying about aliens?
Tom DeLonge Quit Blink-182 To Focus On UFOs
If that headline and that picture above has taught me anything, it’s that Tom DeLonge is only a puke green suit and a can of extra-hold mousse away from becoming the Ancient Aliens guy.
Last year, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker of Blink-182 publicly slapped at former member Tom DeLonge during an interview with Rolling Stone for being a giant flake and headache of a human. Not long after, Tom gave some of us a headache when he took us on a crazy ride while talking to Paper magazine about his personal experience with aliens. And now, Tom is talking about aliens again.