Category: Aaron Rodgers

Shailene Woodley And Aaron Rodgers Don’t Talk About Politics And Disagree “On A Lot Of Things”

January 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Quick, name something about Aaron Rodgers that doesn’t have to do with football (I just saved a whole lot of people who know jack shit about football). Did you say, “Aaron Rodgers has some truly messy half-baked theories about the COVID-19 pandemic, vaccines, and horse paste?” Well congratulation, you know pretty much all there is to know about current-day Aaron Rodgers. But what you may not know is that Aaron Rodgers might not be sitting around at home with his fiancé Shailene Woodley, talking about all the ways President Joe Biden is personally attacking him for being an UAH (Unvaccinated American Hero). Sources say that Shailene and Aaron disagree on many things.

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Aaron Rodgers Is Pissed That President Joe Biden Called The COVID-19 Pandemic A “Pandemic Of The Unvaccinated”

January 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been trying to solidify a personality for a while now, and it looks like he’s finally landed on one that works for him — Millionaire Contrarian. It probably won’t be long now before he’s selling a picture of his non-existent vaccine card as an NFT to get that M to flip to a B. Sadly I do believe one or more Americans are stupid enough to buy it. Not to be outshone by fellow hero of the vaccination-ally disinclined, Novak Djokovic, Aaron is looking to start his own international incident by publicly beefing with President Joe Biden and his “fake White House set” over the president’s use of the term “pandemic of the unvaccinated” to describe the pandemic that is currently ravaging the unvaccinated. But lacking Novak’s Eastern European histrionic flair, Aaron’s protestations just come off as whiny and weak. Where is the messianic ideation? Where is the deportation order? It’s like, go on Aaron, give us nothing!

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Carrie Underwood Threw Luke Bryan A Side-Eye After He Made An Aaron Rodgers Joke At The Country Music Awards

November 11, 2021 / Posted by:

In August, Carrie Underwood liked an anti-mask tweet, which, of course, made people think that she’s against mask mandates. And after NFL player Aaron Rodgers got shit left and right for lying about being vaccinated, Carrie’s husband, former NHL player Mike Fisher, wrote a lengthy defense of him. So when Luke Bryan made a joke at Aaron Rogers’ expense regarding vaccinations, Carrie Underwood was spotted giving some intense side-eye. Damn, the last time she gave someone cut eye this hard she dug her key into the side of their pretty, little suped-up four-wheel drive!

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Shailene Woodley Scolded News Outlets For “Disparaging” Her Fiancé Aaron Rodgers

November 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Cryptic no more! Shailene Woodley has come out with a strong and direct message to those who would “disparage” her dumb jock fiance by going full Mean Girls on some poor “rando” in streets by suggesting he has a tiny dick. According to Page Six, Shailene was reacting to a photo published by The Daily Mail which purported to show her fiance, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, strolling around with a cup of coffee after being diagnosed with COVID-19. While it’s 100% accurate and true to say Aaron practically begged the coronavirus to rush his end zone by taking his medical advice from Joe Fucking Rogan, that man with the coffee’s dick is probably too small to be Aaron’s. And Shailene should know. She hangs out with a lot of big dicks.

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Shailene Woodley Denies Deleting A “Cryptic” Instagram Message In Support of Aaron Rodgers

November 8, 2021 / Posted by:

The latest famous person to reveal themselves to be a horse paste-chugging fool that worships at the altar of Joe Rogen’s ministry of misinformation is NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Aaron admitted he’s not actually vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus, which is the direct opposite of what he led people to believe during a press conference back in August. And when people started calling Aaron out for his anti-vax views, he claimed he was “in the crosshairs of the woke mob right now.” Poor Aaron. But how has his fiancée Shailene Woodley assisting him during this devastating time? Well, some people seem to think she sent Aaron a subtle message of support via her Instagram Stories and then quickly pulled it, but she claims it was nothing more than a hippie posting about astrology.

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Shailene Woodley Says She Used To Get Offended About Being Called The “Hippy Of Hollywood”

August 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Shailene Woodley is here to wax poetic on her past being called the “Hippy of Hollywood.” But I think there’s a bit of confusion regarding why Shailene thinks we think she’s a peace-loving, vagina-sunning child of the flowers looking for Free Love. Shailene seems to be under the impression she was called the “Hippy of Hollywood” over her environmentalism. But, I don’t know… Greta Thunberg is basically Captain Planet resurrected as a Swedish girl, but we don’t call her a hippy. I think it had more to do with Shailene using essential oils as deodorant and drinking clay.

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