Aaron Rodgers Is Pissed That President Joe Biden Called The COVID-19 Pandemic A “Pandemic Of The Unvaccinated”
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been trying to solidify a personality for a while now, and it looks like he’s finally landed on one that works for him — Millionaire Contrarian. It probably won’t be long now before he’s selling a picture of his non-existent vaccine card as an NFT to get that M to flip to a B. Sadly I do believe one or more Americans are stupid enough to buy it. Not to be outshone by fellow hero of the vaccination-ally disinclined, Novak Djokovic, Aaron is looking to start his own international incident by publicly beefing with President Joe Biden and his “fake White House set” over the president’s use of the term “pandemic of the unvaccinated” to describe the pandemic that is currently ravaging the unvaccinated. But lacking Novak’s Eastern European histrionic flair, Aaron’s protestations just come off as whiny and weak. Where is the messianic ideation? Where is the deportation order? It’s like, go on Aaron, give us nothing!
According to People, Aaron spoke to ESPN to remind us that “75% of the COVID deaths have at least four comorbidities,” as if simply living in the United States isn’t one of them.
During a Thursday phone call with the outlet, the Packers star lashed out about President Biden’s use of the phrase “pandemic of the unvaccinated.”
“When the president of the United States says, ‘This is a pandemic of the unvaccinated,’ it’s because him and his constituents, which, I don’t know how there are any if you watch any of his attempts at public speaking, but I guess he got 81 million votes,” Rodgers told ESPN.
“But when you say stuff like that, and then you have the CDC, which — how do you even trust them? — but then they come out and talk about 75% of the COVID deaths have at least four comorbidities. And you still have this fake White House set saying that this is the pandemic of the unvaccinated, that’s not helping the conversation,” he added.
Cut to Shailene Woodley‘s agent quietly drawing up papers of contract dissolution for her to sign, which they will need to slip under the door of her trailer disguised as a petition to save a local woodpecker. But the real question remains — who is smarter, Aaron, the CDC, or a third grader? I honestly do not know the answer! People adds:
The statistic Rodgers referenced in fact comes from a CDC study of 1.2 million fully vaccinated individuals conducted between December 2020 and October 2021. During the study, just 36 people suffered COVID-19-related deaths, 28 of which (or about 78%) had at least four comorbidities.
OK so not to compare apples to oranges, as Aaron has here, but have you ever noticed that Aaron looks remarkably like a Koala?
— Tom (@NewSovietPoster) January 23, 2022
Just an observation. I’m not a scientist or anything, I’m just asking questions!
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