Norwood Young
Michael K / December 21, 2007
Norwood Young is like Phoebe Price. I see pictures of him everywhere and at a lot of parties, but I have no idea who the hell he is. I did a quick google and found he's some R&B singer. He's a fabulous mess. Every year Norwood hosts some "White Christmas" party at his home in Los Angeles. Look at this shit. It's gayer than Clay Gayken's dick butter.
I don't know what gender Norwood likes to stick it in, but that's a gay face if I ever saw one. I'm in love with him and all his extreme homoness.
Here's Norwood with his hags, Vivica, Omarosa and Luenell last night.
I Forgive You, Denise
Michael K / December 19, 2007
Denise the janitor lady from "Survivor" will donate the $50,000 she received from Mark Burnett to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Denise went on the "Early Show" yesterday and confessed to lying about being a lunch lady. During the show's finale on Sunday Denise said she lost her job as a lunch lady and was demoted to janitor. Feeling sorry for her, the producers gave her 50 grand.
Denise said, "It was not my intention to be misleading. I'm sorry, and I apologize to everybody."
She also released this statement: "I do not feel comfortable about accepting the $50,000. I would instead ask that it be donated to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Please accept my apology. I would also like to thank all the people who have supported me through this experience."
Even though Denise lied to me and ruined my faith, I forgive her. Now I really wish she would apologize for forcing me to look at that mullet.
Thanks Marissa
Mitch Wino Really Doesn’t Like Pete Doherty
Michael K / December 18, 2007
First of all, does Mitch Wino even have a job? It seems like his full-time job is talking to the press about how his daughter is such a mess and how she needs help. Blah…blah…blah! Less talk! More action, Mitch.
So, this time Mitch spoke to Grazia Magazine about Wino's pal 'o pal, Pete Doherty. Mitch said, "He's a scumbag. I flipped when I saw him sitting with Amy backstage at her Brixton gig. That night I went crazy. My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, I was apoplectic." I'd have a heart attack too, but for a different reason. Pete makes my heart go pidder patter, but it could be the crack fumes coming off of him.
Mitch went on to tell us why he hasn't thrown Wino in the rehab tank. "People wonder why the family don't drag her by her hair into rehab. Believe me, my first instinct is to get hold of her, pick her up and take her back to my house and lock her away. But I've spoken to the finest drug counsellors in the world, and they've said that is exactly the wrong thing to do." He said he's tried to talk to her, but she's really angry and won't listen.
Ok…..so throwing her in rehab isn't the right thing to do, but letting her continue to get high is? That don't make no sense Mitch! She's probably angry due to all the sugar and shit she eats. Remember what they said about Britney? Sugar is the devil!!!!
Mitch, just call A&E's Intervention and they'll handle everything. I have faith in them, because I still have faith in reality TV even though Denise the janitor lady (see below) kind of destroyed it a little for me. Oh and then Mitch call me afterwards, you're sort of hot. Well, he is!
Debra Lafave Is Back In Jail
Michael K / December 5, 2007
26-year-old Debra Lafave is the former teacher that is on house arrest for sleeping with a 14-year-old boy in 2004. Well, bitch is in the clink again! Debra was arrested after having several personal conversations with a 17-year-old girl. Her probation states she cannot have unsupervised contact with minors. Debra and the girl both worked at the same restaurant in Tampa. They were reportedly talking about boys, gossip and sex.
Last month, Debra's probation officer ordered her to quit and now she works as a receptionist in her mother's hair salon.
Debra's lawyer said she was having a normal conversation with a co-worker and nothing was going on. He said, "It was a workplace friendship — no more, no less." Debra could face up to 15 years in the clink for violating her probation.
On one hand, Debra was just having a normal conversation with a co-worker. However, she is a convicted sex offender and bitch should be on pins and needles. She wouldn't so much as sneeze near a minor.
Homegirl looks like she has an obsession with youth. She doesn't look a day over 16 herself.
Jay Lays Off, Conan Covers
Michael K / November 30, 2007
120 non-striking employees of "The Tonight Show" were laid off today and given an early Christmas bonus. TMZ reports that employees were told they would get a bonus of $100 for every year they've been with the show, but some didn't even get that. The show has been dark since November 5th when the strike started and NBC has been covering since then
. Employees don't even know if they will have a job once the strike ends. They were told, “If your services are needed, we will contact you.”
Conan O'Brien however will dipped into his own pockets to pay for the salaries of around 75 non-striking employees next week. Conan and Jay both don't own their shows. NBC does. David Letterman's production company is continuing to pay the salaries of his employees, but Letterman owns his own show.
Carson Daly crossed the picket lines and his show started up again. He said he only did so, because if he didn't 75 percent of his staff would lose their jobs.
Why couldn't Jay just sell 20 of his 10,000 cars and cover his staff for the rest of the month? At least until Christmas! Bah, humbug!
The Heart Murmur Diet
Michael K / November 27, 2007
Lily Allen lost 19lbs in 6 weeks, because her doctor forced her to eat right and work out. Lily was diagnosed with a heart murmur and was put on a diet.
She said, "I have been asthmatic all my life, but this was really quite scary. When they asked me how much exercise I did, I had to be honest and say hardly any."
"I used to love nothing more than sitting in front of the telly with two packets of Ginger Nuts and two bags of milk bottle sweets – and I'd devour the lot. But this heart thing has made me cut back on all that kind of cr*p. I now find that, because I am looking after myself, I don't feel like eating the bad stuff so much."
Lily has also cut back on her partying and boozing, but not the smoking. "I was going pretty crazy back in the summer, drinking way too much and partying loads. But now I don't want to drink so much, I've been cutting back. I should also give up smoking, but haven't quite managed that yet."
Did she ever think that maybe she has asthma, because she smokes? It's Lily Allen we're talking about, so the answer is a big fugly no. Bitch just needs to quit the cigs and stop being such a nag and everything will work out in the end.
I don't know what ginger nuts are, but they sound delicious. Wait, is she talking about Prince Harry's nether regions? That got me hot.
Source: Press Association
