These Girls Are Drama
Michael K / December 28, 2007
Miss France 2008, Valerie Begue, will get to keep her crown after sort of racy photos she had taken showed up in a gossip magazine. The photos feature Valerie in a bikini on a cross in a pool (WTF) and licking up evaporated milk. Was Tyra Banks and Jay Manuel involved in this photo shoot or something?
The pageant rules state that the girls must "never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude."
22-year-old Valerie will get to keep her crown, but she won't be able to compete in Miss World or Miss Universe reports The Associated Press. The first-runner up will replace her in those pageants.
Pageant girls are draaaaaama. From Tara Conner to that Nevada bitch to that pepper spray woman and now this girl?
It's like they do this shit on purpose, so they'll get a little more exposure. Bitch probably leaked those pictures herself! It's the Vanessa L. Williams syndrome.
Images: ONTD
How Do You Say “Crackhead Crazy” In Norwegian?
Michael K / December 27, 2007
The Wino and her husband were busted in Norway back in October for drugs and now she has to drag her hive all the way there to appear in court this February. Some lawyer type in Bergen, Norway said, "The Gulating court (in Bergen) sent us a letter dated December 18, 2007, stating that … this case cannot be tried in absentia."
The Wino reportedly claims she was tricked by Norweigan police into signing a confession. Those Norwegians are so tricky and they also have thick ones, but that conversation is for another day.
GREAT! Wino can barely cope now and she's like 10-seconds away from her Blaaaaaake. How the hell is she going to handle being in Norway? Breakdown in Norway! I can't wait.
I Didn’t Even Know He Was Married! Did I Care?
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Brendan Fraser and his wife, Afton, are calling it a day on their 9-year marriage. The two got hitched in 1998 and currently have three kids. Their spokeswhore told the Associated Press, "They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship. " Yes, because boring people do that. Not boring people fight and throw shit at each other and slander their ex-partner's name in the press. That's what I call excitement.
Brendan Fraser used to be attractive right? When the hell did he get ran over by the ugly train? This picture above was taken last year and I already see the ugly popping out. No wonder his wife left him! Naw, I'm so mean. She didn't leave him because he's ugly. She left him because he has no career.
So Long, Jeanne Carmen!
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Jeanne Carmen passed away from lymphoma in Irvine, CA her son has confirmed She was 77. Jeanne was best known as being a 1950s pinup turned actress. She starred in several B-movies. She claims to have had affairs with Frank Sinatra and other Hollywood types.
She was also best known as one of Marilyn Monroe's best friends and let it be known. She would tell anyone and everyone about Marilyn's secrets. I loved Jeanne.
Martha Stewart’s Prison Made Nativity Scene
Michael K / December 26, 2007
Martha Stewart showed off a nativity scene she made in prison on her show yesterday. Martha made the baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, three camels and others she sculpted at a pottery class while she was in the slammer.
She said, "Even though every inmate was only allowed to do one a month, and I was only there for five months, I begged because I said I was an expert potter — ceramicist actually — and could I please make the entire nativity scene." Begged my ass! She probably said, "I'm Martha Stewart and this is what I want" and they said OK.
Making crafts in the clink? Prison is fun!
Everything was fired and glazed at the prison. The palm trees were imported from Germany.
I'm sure the other inmates were pretty wowed by her skills and asked her to make them a couple of dildos. Hey, a ceramic dildo is better than nothing!
Topanga Busted!
Michael K / December 22, 2007
Topanga from "Boys Meets World" was arrested on Thursday in Orange County on a drunk driving warrant from Los Angeles County. 26-year-old Danielle Fishel was stopped in a car she was riding in shortly after 5am. I guess they checked everyone out, because her warrant turned up. Busted!
The former NutriSystem spokeswhore and current Tyra Banks Show correspondent was taken in and released shortly after.
I need the mug shot, because you know that shit is going to be BUSTED! Her face was made for a busted ass mug shot. She needs good lighting and a good angle and without that, she's screwed. Bring on the shot!
Thanks Friedom