Mitch Wino Really Doesn’t Like Pete Doherty

 

First of all, does Mitch Wino even have a job? It seems like his full-time job is talking to the press about how his daughter is such a mess and how she needs help. Blah…blah…blah! Less talk! More action, Mitch.

 

So, this time Mitch spoke to Grazia Magazine about Wino's pal 'o pal, Pete Doherty. Mitch said, "He's a scumbag. I flipped when I saw him sitting with Amy backstage at her Brixton gig. That night I went crazy. My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, I was apoplectic." I'd have a heart attack too, but for a different reason. Pete makes my heart go pidder patter, but it could be the crack fumes coming off of him.

 

Mitch went on to tell us why he hasn't thrown Wino in the rehab tank. "People wonder why the family don't drag her by her hair into rehab. Believe me, my first instinct is to get hold of her, pick her up and take her back to my house and lock her away. But I've spoken to the finest drug counsellors in the world, and they've said that is exactly the wrong thing to do." He said he's tried to talk to her, but she's really angry and won't listen.

 

Ok…..so throwing her in rehab isn't the right thing to do, but letting her continue to get high is? That don't make no sense Mitch! She's probably angry due to all the sugar and shit she eats. Remember what they said about Britney? Sugar is the devil!!!!

 

Mitch, just call A&E's Intervention and they'll handle everything. I have faith in them, because I still have faith in reality TV even though Denise the janitor lady (see below) kind of destroyed it a little for me. Oh and then Mitch call me afterwards, you're sort of hot. Well, he is!  

 

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