Judith Pronk, the original lead singer of Alice Deejay!

2000 must’ve been a nightmare year for you if you hated the song Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay, because it was absolutely everywhere and I don’t think you could make it through the week, let alone day, without hearing it once. They played it in stores, on the radio, at clubs, in gyms, at sports games, the birds hummed it, it was the soundtrack of your dreams, etc… etc…. You couldn’t escape it! Alice Deejay had other dance hits but none reached the peak that Better Off Alone reached.

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Today must be Random Hollywood Feud Day.

For a few years now, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have been pushing the hard sell on just how open they can be about each other and their relationship. No matter how gross or personal, nothing is off-limits. They overshare about everything from the story about his surprise vasectomy to the story about her jar-peeing. There are some people who may be into Kristen and Dax’s oversharing, but according to Page Six, Hollywood isn’t one of them. Hollywood allegedly hates them and thinks they’re overexposed. Anyone who hates their corny-ass Samsung commercials is probably with Hollywood.

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Little Tikes Country Cottage Playhouse!

One my friends’ little sister had one of those, and yes, their asses were rich. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Shut the hell up, Michael, I had one of those and my family wasn’t rich,” I need to tell you something: Shut the hell up, your family was rich, stop denying. But anyway, I thought that Little Tikes sold these Country Cottage Playhouses in the mid-80s, but after doing extensive research (read: a 5 second Google search), I discovered that they made their debut in the fall of 1989. Now, in the year 1989, my ass and my friend’s ass were way too old to be playing in a Little Tikes Country Cottage Playhouse, but we did.

We mostly just sat in there and flipped through his mom’s Redbook magazines in between telling his little sister to stop knocking on the door and get away, because squatters have overtaken her spot and have forcibly evicted her.

Little Tikes still makes plastic playhouses today, but they no longer come in the shades of the 80s (pastels). So if you or your parents still have a pastel-colored Little Tikes Country Cottage Playhouse in the backyard, make sure you immediately contact your local government and ask them to declare it a historical landmark. Because it is truly an important work of architecture!

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Carl Reiner (95)
Keenan Cahill (22)
Xavier Dolan (28)
Louie Vito (29)
Jionni LaValle (30)
Dean Geyer (31)
Ruby Rose (31)
Christy Romano (33)
Nick Blood (35)
Nick Wheeler (35)
Bianca Lawson (38)
Chester Bennington (41)
Jane March (44)
Chad Michaels (46)
Michael Rapaport (47)
Kathy Ireland (54)
David Thewlis (54)
Holly Hunter (59)
Spike Lee (60)
Theresa Russell (60)
William Hurt (67)
Hal Linden (86)
Mr. Rogers (1928-2003)

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Rock ‘n roll legend and music pioneer Chuck Berry died at his home near Wentzille, Missouri yesterday. The St. Charles County Police Department said that it responded to a medical emergency at his home and he was later declared dead after paramedics were unable to save him. He was 90.

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There’s article after article on the internet that claims Theresa Caputo, The Long Con Medium, I mean, The Long Island Medium is a shameless charlatan who is carrying on the late Sylvia Browne’s legacy by taking advantage of vulnerable and grieving sadlings. The Long Island Medium now has news for the non-believers. Science has proven that she has a gift, and no, that gift isn’t conning people while pretending to speak to the ghost of their loved one (aka her assistant spouting out info they found through Google while wearing a white sheet over their body).

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