Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandon’s daughter and nepotism actress turned mommy influencer, announced in November that she and her husband of 8 years, Kyle Martino, have split up, and she made that announcement as her and Kyle’s third baby grew in her body. Being the professional over-sharer that she is, Eva let us know earlier this month that her baby, a son, was coming any day now, and when he finally knocks knocks knocks on her coochie to let her know he wants out, her estranged husband will not be allowed in the birthin’ room. Well, Eva gave birth last week. I know, I’m surprised that baby didn’t stay quarantined up in his mom’s womb over coronavirus, and also want to wait to come out until after the election is over since his newborn ears are too delicate to deal with Grandma Susan rage-screaming over Bernie Sanders losing primaries. Baby is brave.

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Mary Jane, the dog from Britain who may have beaten the world record for most puppies pulled out of a dog puss!

Currently, the title of The Michelle Duggar of Dogs (“Bitch, what did we ever do to you to earn that comparison?!” – dogs) belongs to Abellatino “Tia” Arabella, a Neapolitan mastiff from the UK, who birthed out a litter of 24 puppies. Hearing that a living and breathing dog gave birth to the entire cast, including the extras, of Beverly Hills Chihuahua would make any dog quickly learn how to Google “Where’s the nearest Planned Parenthood?” so they can break in and gobble up all the birth control. But Tia gave birth to her 24 fur chirrun via C-section. Enter: Mary Jane who gave birth to three less puppies than Tia, but those 21 puppies came out of her dog vagine, which is why in that picture above she looks like she needs to smoke her name.

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