Eva Amurri And Her Estranged Husband Welcomed Their Third Child

March 16, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandon’s daughter and nepotism actress turned mommy influencer, announced in November that she and her husband of 8 years, Kyle Martino, have split up, and she made that announcement as her and Kyle’s third baby grew in her body. Being the professional over-sharer that she is, Eva let us know earlier this month that her baby, a son, was coming any day now, and when he finally knocks knocks knocks on her coochie to let her know he wants out, her estranged husband will not be allowed in the birthin’ room. Well, Eva gave birth last week. I know, I’m surprised that baby didn’t stay quarantined up in his mom’s womb over coronavirus, and also want to wait to come out until after the election is over since his newborn ears are too delicate to deal with Grandma Susan rage-screaming over Bernie Sanders losing primaries. Baby is brave.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Eva Amurri, Kyle Martino, Susan Sarandon, Susan Sarandon's Daughter, Yeah Okay

Eva Amurri Isn’t Letting Her Ex In The Delivery Room When She Gives Birth To Their Son

March 3, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Two months after Susan Sarandon’s mommy blogger daughter Eva Amurri announced that she and her husband, former professional soccer player Kyle Martino, were expecting their third child, they let everyone know that they were done as husband and wife after eight years of marriage. Eva went full optimistic mommy blogger by saying in her announcement that she and Kyle are excited about raising their three children (including the unborn one in her body) together and developing a brand new beautiful relationship with each other. And well, that brand new beautiful relationship includes Kyle keeping his ass out of the way as Eva gives birth to their third child.

Tags: Eva Amurri, Kyle Martino