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December 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Mary Jane, the dog from Britain who may have beaten the world record for most puppies pulled out of a dog puss!

Currently, the title of The Michelle Duggar of Dogs (“Bitch, what did we ever do to you to earn that comparison?!” – dogs) belongs to Abellatino “Tia” Arabella, a Neapolitan mastiff from the UK, who birthed out a litter of 24 puppies. Hearing that a living and breathing dog gave birth to the entire cast, including the extras, of Beverly Hills Chihuahua would make any dog quickly learn how to Google “Where’s the nearest Planned Parenthood?” so they can break in and gobble up all the birth control. But Tia gave birth to her 24 fur chirrun via C-section. Enter: Mary Jane who gave birth to three less puppies than Tia, but those 21 puppies came out of her dog vagine, which is why in that picture above she looks like she needs to smoke her name.

Metro UK says that Mary Jane is a Great Dane and American bulldog mix from the Isle of Man, which should be renamed the Isle of Bad Bitch since Mary Jane did what no man could ever do: pussy pop out 21 creatures. MJ’s human Joanne Hine says that they were expecting their pooch to have, at the most, eight puppies. But when MJ’s due date got closer, Joanne realized MJ was going to have many more, and probably because the sound of MJ’s coochie howling in pre-pain over the upcoming traumatic event kept Joanne and her family up all night.

MJ gave birth to a litter of 21 on November 20. Sadly, six of MJ’s puppies were stillborn and one died shortly after birth. MJ now has fourteen puppies to care for and they all have to share her nine nipples. Joanne loves MJ and MJ’s puppies, which have been named after chocolate bars, so much that she sleeps next to their crib in her kitchen.

“I’m so proud of her. MJ did it all on her own with Annie and Ruth of Jane Callow Veterinary Practice by her side the whole time. MJ only has nine nipples so bottle feeding them every two hours is a team effort from us all.”

Here’s some of what came out of MJ’s pooch poon (FYI, their dad is a Bullmastiff and Rottweiler mix);

Two of the puppies already have a home to go to. The others will be re-homed when they get a bit stronger. No word on if Guinness is planning to give MJ the world record for the biggest natural birth busted out by a dog. But meanwhile, MJ is not going to beat her own unofficial record, because Joanne will have her neutered after hearing that a dog’s second litter can be even bigger than the first. Oh, Joanne doesn’t have to neuter MJ. Because I’m pretty sure that after that 21st puppy came out of her, her uterus sneakily snuck out of her vagina in all the commotion and is now living that retired life in Marbella.

Pic: Joanne Hine

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