I’ll admit, I was extremely hesitant and skeptical when I heard about Steven Spielberg’s remake of West Side Story. Obviously it couldn’t hold a candle to the original, but Steven Spielberg wanted to try to remake it, and as long as he made sure his version didn’t include lip syncing or a Maria in brownface, he’d probably do an ok job. Amblin tweeted the first image from their West Side Story remake today, and here’s what the Jets, Sharks, Tony and Maria look like.

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Weeeeeeee’re back. At the beginning of this episode, Allison and I talk about the sad reason for why we were kept from terrorizing your ear holes for over two months. After that, we get into Trump terrorizing Britain, Jill Duggar terrorizing our senses with her sex tips, and Carnival Cruises terrorizing internal organs by delivering pizza and beer to passengers anywhere on the ship.

We also quickly go over Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk’s crumbling love, the return of Punky Brewster, Baddie Winkle’s $9 boob masks, and Young Thug’s little daughter driving a car, which leads to Allison opening up my mind about the Canadian equivalent of riding on a skateboard while holding onto the back of a car. This podcast truly brings cultures together!

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While working some seduction raccoon eye action, an elegant deodorant stain, and a weave so lusciously golden it looks like it was spun by Rumpelstiltskin, Britney Spears had words for those who say she doesn’t post her own videos on Instagram and that her team of puppeteers pass off old shit as new to make it seem like she’s okay. Brit Brit wants you to know that she posts her own videos and posted a new one she says she made yesterday. Hmmm.. Brit Brit we need you to post another video holding up your Frapp from this morning with the timestamp on the sticker (that’s the Britney version of holding up today’s newspaper) – Just Jared

Miley Cyrus decided to get some attention for her new single by injecting herself into the overcooked, rotten beef between Nicki Minaj and Cardi B – Lainey Gossip

There’s really a lot of freaks out there who wanted to fully take in the sight of Will Smith in terrifying overgrown Smurf genie cosplay – Pajiba

Twitter doesn’t think you should be able to see Aaron Schock’s hypocrite dick (hypodick?) – Kenneth In The (212) 

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Last March DMX was sentenced to a year in federal prison for tax evasion, and I’m not going to lie to you, but I had no idea he was back in jail. When I didn’t hear anything about him, I figured he finally got his shit together and opened up a hotel for dogs, living his best life and barking at the moon with them every night. Actually that probably would have landed him in the clink as well, but none of that matters. He’s out now and he’s ready to take on the world once more. And hopefully not just long enough before they lock his ass up again.

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