Well, Well, Well: Josh Duggar Was Looking For Side Ass On Ashley Madison
Just when I start to wonder if there is a God, God pops up and says, “Yup, I exist,” by giving us the gift of extra sweet hypocrisy wrapped in a warm blanket of HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Gawker put their magnifying glass over all the names that were leaked in the Ashley Madison hack this morning and heard the angels sing when they came across the name Josh Duggar. This is the day the lord hath made!
The Duggars’ Return To TLC Is Really Happening
What’s that old saying? When life hands you a molestation confession, milk it and get those ratings with a 1-hour documentary on sex abuse? TLC is doing just that.
When TLC announced that they had finally canceled 19 Kids and Counting, they also said that they weren’t done with the Duggars just yet. They said that they were working on a special about child sexual abuse and that the Duggars, including two of Josh Duggar’s victims Jill and Jessa, would take part in it. Well, they actually did the special and announced today that it will air on August 30th. Because TLC doesn’t want to totally look like soulless money grubbers, they are airing the special without commercials.
HuffPo says that TLC worked with the anti-abuse organizations RAINN and Darkness to Light to make the special titled Breaking The Silence. Josh’s face is probably not going to be in it, but Jill and Jessa are in it.
Viewers will also hear from experts, including a prevention training session conducted by Darkness to Light that is attended by Jill and Jessa, two of the Duggar sisters who have publicly spoken of being molested in their youth by their brother Josh. He has never been arrested or charged in connection with the molestations.
Even though the special will air without commercials, I fully expect to see a scene where Jim Bob Duggar talks about the child touching safeguards (aka a bible, just a bible, sold exclusively on the Duggar website) they put in place as well as a scene where Michelle Duggar talks about how much Josh has been through while making laundry detergent using The Duggar Family Homemade Laundry Detergent Kit® (sold exclusively at Walmart).
Pic: Fox News
The Duggars Begging For Money On YouTube
The Duggars have said before that even though they have 4,598,874 mouths to feed, they are debt-free and have never needed TLC’s checks to support their army. Jim Bob Duggar claimed he supported his family through real estate shit and Michelle Duggar has forever claimed that they live on the cheap by making their own laundry detergent, etc… Well, both Radar and OK! Magazine seem to think that the Duggars are broke, because they have put their empty hands out on YouTube and are asking their followers for coins. I guess tater tot casserole just isn’t the same when you can’t afford tater tots and have to instead use dirty Styrofoam peanuts you found while dumpster diving.
4 Kids And Counting: Josh Duggar Is Somebody’s Father Again
The Duggars don’t have a reality shit show anymore, but those creepy wrecks have a reason to celebrate. They have added another baby girl to their army who will grow up to live a fulfilling life and by that I mean she’ll grow up to take care of the next batch of babies her fetus machine mom will pop out.
People says that admitted child toucher and owner of one of the most punchable faces in America, Josh Duggar, and his wife Anna Duggar are parents for the fourth time. 27-year-old Josh and 27-year-old have a 5-year-old daughter named Mackynzie, a 4-year-old son named Michael and a 2-year-old son named Marcus. I guess that Josh and Anna ignored the restraining order I threw at them on behalf of the letter M, because they are continuing to terrorize the letter M the same way Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar terrorized the letter J. They have named their newest daughter Meredith Grace Duggar. They should’ve named the poor child MyGodWhy Duggar since that’s probably what she thought after finding out that she’s related to those messes.
Josh also tweeted this picture of poor Meredith:
Here’s another photo… #MeredithGraceDuggar pic.twitter.com/fp2SdcgRn7
— Josh Duggar (@joshduggar) July 19, 2015
That’s a “Why the hell me?” side-eye that only a baby girl whose father is Josh Duggar could throw.
Josh Duggar’s Non-Family Victim Is Going To Sue Him
InTouch Weekly is still doing God’s work by continuing with their mission to expose the Duggars, and in this week’s issue they claim that the only molestation victim who isn’t related to Josh Duggar is planning to hit him with a lawsuit. If TLC doesn’t cancel 19 Kids and Counting, expect them to change the name of the show to 18 Kids and Counting, because Jim Bob Duggar is going to sell one of his daughters to pay his beloved son’s settlement fee.
Josh Duggar child touched 5 girls, that we know of, when he was a teenager and 4 of his victims were his sisters. The other victim was a babysitter. Jessa and Jill Duggar came out as two of Josh’s victims during their interview with Fox News. Jessa and Jill said during the interview that all of Josh’s victims have forgiven him including the babysitter. Well, someone is committing the unholy sin of lie-telling, because InTouch claims that Josh’s non-related victim hasn’t forgiven him and is planning to sue him.
InTouch says that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar may be forced to give depositions and they’ll have to answer every single question they’re asked. They can’t try to get out of answering questions by playing the Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination, because the criminal statue-of-limitations expired already. Lawyer types tell InTouch that even though Josh can’t ever be charged for the sick shit he did, his victim can still sue him:
Legal experts tell In Touch the victim still has the right to sue under Arkansas Code Annotated Section 16-56-130, which allows for a civil action when a sexual abuse victim start to experience the effects of the abuse years later.
Oh how I hope this doesn’t settle and oh how I hope that Jim Bob and Michelle’s testimonies are televised live. Make this happen for us, Jesus! Because I really want to see Michelle cross her fingers before she swears not to lie while putting her other hand on the Bible. Actually, Michelle will be one step ahead of them. She’ll bring her own Bible to swear on. You know, the Duggar version of the Bible that says “Thou shalt not lie unless one of your son’s molestation victims is suing him and you don’t want to lose all your money.”
Child Services Called The Cops On The Duggars Just Last Month
InTouch Weekly is letting the Duggars know that they got their number, hussy, and they can’t stop, won’t stop digging through Michelle Duggar’s White Rain-covered hair of secrets. The Duggars want everyone to think that all the investigations against them closed centuries ago and everything is just Chili Frito Pie and pickles now. But InTouch is on them and they say that on May 27th, just a few days after Josh Duggar admitted that he molested his sisters when he was a teenager, Washington County DHS showed up at the Duggar home and asked to speak to one of the five hundred children. The Duggars refused and so DHS called 911 on their asses.