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First of all, if you haven’t seen Erykah Badu’s video for “Window Seat,” click here to get acquainted with it. What am I saying? I’m sure you’ve already seen it, took notes and shot your own version in the alley way behind the Albertson’s by your house. We’ll have a viewing party at a later date.

In the video, Erykah Badu walks around Dallas’ Dealey Plaza, the site where JFK was assassinated, with nothing but her crazy on. The video was shot on March 13th, and Erykah’s people didn’t get the proper permits from the city before shooting.

Erykah just laid it all out there on the street, which means anybody walking by got a peek of her zen garden. Well, one of those people was a mother with her two young children, and she’s not happy about it. She filed a complaint with the city. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

The Dallas Police Department announced today that they have heard the woman’s complaint and charged Erykah with disorderly conduct. They are sending her a citation in the mail. She faces up to a $500 fine.

$500 is a small price to pay for the all publicity Erykah’s video is getting over this. This is probably what Erykah wanted all along. Bitch got you.

And I’m not sure whether or not I should be mad at Erykah, because this is definitely going to give attention-seeking famewhores ideas. You better keep it on, (insert the name of the famewhore you loath the most here).

Maybe it has something to do with the entire box of Peeps I just swallowed, but Clay Gayken is actually making me a little weak on the cover for his album. Does this mean I’m a lesbian? Let’s never speak of this again, and blame it on the fact that Clay looks like the gayelle love child of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon who has a strange fascination with early 90s K.D. Lang. Yeah, let’s go with that. Moving on….

Clay’s new album features covers of “Moon River” and “There’s a Kind of Hush.” This is going to send Claymates over the edge, because even thinking about their savior singing a Herman’s Hermit song gives them palpitations in the crotch. Hearing the actual recording is going to blow their minds…and genitals.

And stop looking at me like that!

via ONTD

On the Johnjay and Rich radio show this morning, Gerard Butler was asked about the picture of him giving Jennifer Aniston’s culito a poke in Paris. Instead of just stamping that picture with “THE BUTLER DID IT,” Gerry laughed that shit off:

“I’m a bit of a bad boy. By the way, I’m still not sure my hand was really on her butt. I think that’s just the way the camera was angled. I actually haven’t seen it.”

Gerry also denied that he spends his nights at Jennifer Aniston’s house where they play fake husband and wife, “If I was going out with Jennifer, I’d be more than happy to say I’m going out with Jennifer — it’s just not true.”

Back to the butt bang thing, methinks this is just Gerry’s way. Gerry’s finger just has a mind of its own. If you’re standing next to Gerry, you’re going to get an impromptu prostate exam. Because of this, Gerry shouldn’t be surprised when Tommy Girl shows up at his side and refuses to leave.

A vanilla flower and a ginger flower growing in the Garden of Eden – Hollywood Tuna

Picking a wedgie out of Kim Kardashian’s ass probably takes three tow trucks, a low-flying helicopter and one Sasquatch – The Superficial

Jakey G might be growing a new beard – Lainey Gossip

Pamela Anderson’s nipples look like chewed up Slim Jims – Egotastic!

Panty Creamer of the Day: Stephen Dorff in Wonderland Magazine – Towleroad

This is what Marla Maples has been up to lately (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

ScarJo borrowed Sienna Miller’s G.I. Joe catsuit for Iron Man 2 – Popoholic

Even Tiger Woods’ kindergarten teacher has some shit to say – Celebitchy

Ryan Gosling gives booty advice to a pap – Popsugar

Otter and kitty love – OMG Blog

RPattz dressed in fancywear on the set of his new movie Bel Ami. Pull your pants up, it’s not that kind of Bel Ami movie – Just Jared

News from the jungle gym – ICYDK

Keri Hilson needs to go back to the second grade to re-learn the lyrics to the National Anthem – I’m Not Obsessed

And then the adorable bunny dropped dead because the flower was poisonous :(bad joking) – Cityrag

NOOOOOOOO! This news makes me want to put on a Nolan Miller suit and beat a bitch in a fountain!

The legendary John Forsythe, head of the Carrington family and the voice of Charlie, died in Santa Ynez, CA yesterday of complications from pneumonia at the age of 92. John’s family tells Entertainment Tonight, “…He died as he lived his life… with dignity and grace, after a year-long struggle with cancer.”

John’s family says there is no plan for a public memorial. If you’re thinking about sending flowers (which you should be!), the family asks that you make a donation to the American Cancer Society instead.

My only wish this Easter holiday is that Alexis and Krystle get into a catfight at the funeral. It’s what Blake would’ve wanted.

Rest in peace, John. Thank you for memorable works of glamorous art like this: