Posh the Wedding Planner
Katie & Posh having lunch in London
TomKat have set their wedding date as November 18th and plan to marry in Italy. Katie Holmes is going to wear Giorgio Armani and Posh Beckham is their wedding planner. Sources say that Posh is helping Katie with everyone wedding detail, because she has such good taste. Yeah, their tablecloths are going to be leopard and the cuisine will be ice cubes and alfalfa sprouts.
The source said, “This is fantastic news for Katie. Not only has a date been set for her big day, she has got fashion queen Victoria helping with her wedding plans. She wants to have a stylish low-key hen do and if Victoria’s around she’ll be there helping her celebrate.”
Don’t you need to have actual conversations in order to plan a wedding? Methinks that Posh and Katie never speak a word to each other. Lots of nodding and lots of awkward smiles, but nothing beyond that. Here are some pics of Posh looking like a call girl with her son as they made their way through Heathrow airport last week.
Girls Kicked Out of School for Being Nude (Sort Of)
Long Beach High School in Long Island, NY has a day they call “Superhero Day” in which students can dress up as their favorite superhero. Well, three seniors decided they wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants. The popular comic book spins the tale of two kids who accidentally create a superhero from their school Principal. His uniform includes cape and some tightey whities.
When Chelsea Horowitz, Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin waltzed into school wearing beige leotards, red capes and tightey whities, everyone went crazy. Principal, Nicholas Restivo was highly offended and ordered them to change or go home. They decided to go home.
The principal said that he knows they weren’t nude, but it looked like they were. I don’t see a problem, I just see gross. These are bad nerds, right? Anyway, it could’ve been worse…they could’ve dressed up as Rambo and shot everyone.
The “Who Cares?” News
What Did You Think of Madge on Oprah?
I’m so sick of that damn accent! Madonna laid it on thick yesterday as she explained to Oprah the reasons for adopting a baby in Africa. We didn’t learn anything new. She went into great detail and it almost sounded rehearsed. She wanted to say the right thing and seemed nervous. She came off pretty intelligent and she almost won me over, but I couldn’t get her phoney ass accent out of my brains.
She feels that in attacking her and the adoption process, the media is discouraging other people from adopting children. She also said that she didn’t receive any special treatment and that everything goes slow in Africa. Later she did say that it is customary to live in Africa for 18 months during the adoption process, but they allowed her to return to London with David instead.
The “Borderline” Madonna was so much more fun. Oprah’s eyelashes creep me out. Lastly, David Banda is a doll.
It’s a Small World After All!
Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.
A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can’t guarantee she won’t fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they’d like to name the child India to honor its homeland”
The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.
Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.
Everyone’s Talking About KFed
Blohan & KFed at the XBox “Gears of War” launch party in L.A. on 10/25/06
KFed is a legend in his own mind. Entertainment Weekly conducted a “personality test” with KFed for their most recent issue. I’m not sure how you conduct such a test on someone who doesn’t have a personality in the first place. Anyway, he arrogantly told the magazine that he’s the, “most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years.”
Um…he’s sort of right but sort of. Sure, people are talking about him but not for the right reasons. He understands that, but thinks he’s getting a bum rap. “If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me.”
He goes on to boast that he’s really proud of himself and that he’s the most underrated celebrity in the World. This bitch needs to lay off the chronic. Is that shit laced with crazy dust, because it’s playing tricks on his mind.
He did say something that for some reason sums up his entire existence:
“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,”
Yup, that pretty much sums up the KFed.
