The old Britney Spears is creeping back. It looks like the “trailer-trashness” emerged last night at 1am in NYC. I can see it in her eyes. She’s thinking of Quiznos and Thunderbird. While, Brit Brit kept up the partying in NYC…KFed performed in Chicago. The crowd was mostly cool with him even though most of the tickets were given away for free due to lack of sales.

One man was led out by security, because he held up a sign insulting KFed’s dick size. Hah. Gay. KFed made barely any mention of the split, only saying, “You know who’s about to be a free man?“

More like, “You know who’s about to be a BROKE man?“

A strange incident with paparazzi occurred yesterday on the set of Denise Richardsand Pamela Anderson’s movie “Blonde and Blonder” in Vancouver. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called to the River Rock Casino where Denise was having a problem with two paparazzi.

Apparently, Denise approached two photographers, grabbed their laptops and then threw them off a balcony. The laptop hit an 80-year-old woman in the arm. What the hell?! The woman did not suffer any major injuries and will not press charges against Denise. Um…lady she’s rich. Sue her. Do it.

The production company has agreed to pay for the computers. No charges have been filed by the police department. A production spokesrep said, “No one was seriously injured in any way. As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine.”

Laptops, photographers, old ladies and a bunch of skanks?! Count me in! My question is why did she throw the computers off? Dumb slag probably thought they were cameras. I mean if you want to ruin a photographer, you’d ruin his camera that he was using to take pictures of you with. God, she’s not the brightest bulb is she?

She’s lucky she didn’t hit me. I would’ve fallen to the ground, screamed in pain and told the doctors that they had to amputate my arm and I’d make Denise buy me a brand new one made out of diamonds and gold. That would rule.

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Reese Witherspoon has officially filed for divorce from her husband of 7 years. They announced their legal separation last month. Reese seeks full custody of their two brats and is allowing him visitation rights and rights to their property. She is also asking the court not to give him spousal support. The filing doesn’t include community property that will be divided. That is yet to be determined.

So far this divorce has been pretty clean. The only major rumor is that Ryan cheated on his wife with a Abby Corndish or something, but both parties have denied this. Boring! So far, no mud slinging and no drunken fights. Oh well. What do you expect? Reese is probably celebrating with a girls night in watching “Beaches.“

PS – I’m so over pictures of them, so I when I googled “Reese & Ryan” this picture came up. It seems fitting.

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Nany McKeon wants to do Cooper in the Pooper. – Fiz

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this may be the closest anderson cooper gets to popping a girls cherry – Anonymous

Just like the Dorian Grey portrait the Anderson Cooper tattoo on her leg will wrinkle and wither with age, but Cooper will remain FABULOUS!! – ME2

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