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Happy New Whore! I hope 2008 makes 2007 look like a day at the park. I want major celebrity mess! Brit Brit better be holding a top secret meeting with her people right now to discuss how they are going to top her shit in ’08. Up the Frapp! Anyway, hope you all have fun, get drunk and stay safe and all that. I leave you with Tara Reid doing the New Year’s countdown last year. Dumb bitch should be a mathematician. She really knows how to count.

I shouldn’t laugh, because that’s totally going to be me tonight except I’m going to probably throw my ABCs in there.

Happy New Year!