WHICH actress whose name has been dragged through the weeds more than once should know who is selling her secrets to the celebrity magazines? Residents of her Village building are buzzing that one of their doormen has been dropping dimes on her, even picking up tips for the paparazzi on where she’ll be from her employees. (Page Six)

Mary-Louise Parker or Mary-Kate Olsen? Although, I’m not sure if MK is an “actress.”

Which A-list couple agreed to let a paparazzo shoot their kids, but only after the lensman agreed to give the family half of the six-figure paycheck? Later the duo got greedy and demanded two-thirds of the loot, telling the pap: “We just got new furniture and need to pay it off.” (Rush & Molloy)

The Duggars! Hmmm…. Brangie? JLo & Skeletor?

Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter – but only after the server’s boss promised him free food and drinks if he “went the extra mile” to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. “I slept with the beast for this?” he complained. (NYDN)

Bruce Vilanch?

Hold hands, bow your heads and say a final prayer for Lil Kim’s old face. It’s gone forever.

Lil’ Kim now looks like she should join the cast of CATS. No make-up or mask required. I bet if you sprinkled some cat nip on her ass, she would go crazy, climb the walls and roll on the floor like a pair of dice. Someone stick a q-tip in her puss, she’s done!

Here’s Kim at the SATC premiere last night in NYC. I’ve also thrown in some pictures of Perry and Etty Farrell. Etty is what Kim is striving to look like. They’re going to be twins in a couple of years.

Sarah Jessica Parker, CHECK! Kim Cattrall, CHECK! Kirsten Davis, CHECK! Jennifer Hudson, CHECK! Cynthia Nixon, CHECK! Rojo Caliente….. Rojo Caliente? Yup. No fucking Rojo Caliente aka Christina Marinoni aka Cynthia Nixon’s hot ginge girlfriend! Can you believe this shit?

I almost didn’t post any of these pictures, because what’s the point? The only person I care about did not show her hot ass! The organizers of the “Sex and the City” premiere in NYC last night should have shut this shit down. It ain’t a party without Rojo Caliente!

Maybe she’s hiding under My Little Pony’s space blanket dress? She got scared when she saw all these old hags together in one place. I don’t blame her.

Anyway, here’s all these old hookers in fugly dresses at the SATC NYC premiere last night. They all look like shit. Well, except for Cynthia. She looks beautiful, because she has the love of Rojo Caliente.

The new fragrance from Star Jones confirms that roses really DO smell like boo boo!

Boo Boo Petals – The Breakdown

Runners-up:

“Who Wants to Marry A Pregnant Ho” on VH1 – JerkyGirl

Dear Omar,

I will be needing 400 dollars a month from you starting now mother fucka. I have attached a photo of the babies inside of me.

And just in case you deny that these our your youngins, I kept a sample of your DNA on these sheets. See you at The Maury Show.

Forever Yours,
Tay-Tay – Zomay

Thanks Zac

Tama the Stationmaster Cat – Tama is a 9-year-old cat who is working as the master of an unmanned train station in Japan. A rep for the train line said, “Tama is the only stationmaster as we have to reduce personnel costs. You say you could ask for the cat’s help, but she is actually bringing luck to us.”

They pay Tama with food.

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