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Mariah Carey Is On A Salmon And Capers Diet
Forget everything you thought you knew about health, wellness, and weight loss because Mariah Carey is about to take us all back to school. Borrowing from the Scandinavian edition of Karl Lagerfeld’s Restrictive Recipes, Mimi recently told E! News that her diet consists of salmon and capers and only salmon and capers. Sounds, uh, great…
You absolutely want to watch the full video of Mimi because she is in her full glory right now, henny. She didn’t drop a single “dahling” in this interview and she didn’t need to; her whole body from toe to tip read OVER IT in the most fabulous way.
“It’s really hard. My diet, you would hate it,” Carey told E! News recently while promoting the Dec. 4 premiere of her new E! docs-series Mariah’s World. “All you eat is Norwegian salmon and capers every day. That’s it.”
She clarified that she tries to focus on making sure she’s eating “the proteins” and that she hates it. This is basically what I imagined Mimi had been feeding her very expensive, purebred asshole cat that she may or may not own. When you start getting specific about the origin of your salmon you’re definitely in a tax bracket I do not share. But Lord, greasy fish and salty little berry things for every meal? Doesn’t sound like you’re getting the full range of vitamins and minerals, but what do I know? I ate a pan of Rice Krispie Treats last week.
I’m not sure we can say for sure that she ever lost it, but if she did, Mimi has definitely gotten her groove back now. Just LOOK at these pictures of her (finally) out and proud with her hot young back-up dancer boy toy. Tits! Stunts! Ennui!
Pic: E!
Jeffrey Dean Morgan Has Some Thirsty Fans
During a recent interview with Howard Stern, Jeffrey Dean Morgan let all us thirsty queens know that we’re not even close to the horniest ones in town. Apparently, JDM has set a bunch of cooches on fire with his Javier-Bardem-if-you-squint good looks and some crazy Walking Dead fans have sent in some weird notes. And before you ask, no, it hadn’t occurred to me (yet) to get in on that action.
Amanda Seyfried Is Having A Baby Too
When we heard from Amanda Seyfried and her now fiancé Thomas Sadoski these two back in March, there was a lot of pearl clutching amid speculations that Amanda and Thomas may have been up to some unseemly homewrecker antics. (In Hollywood? I know!) They met while they were working together in an off-Broadway show. Thanks to a moment of completely unplanned serendipity they both happened to pull the plug on their relationships around the same time and found themselves totally free to do each other. And now they’re going to be parents!
Well, regardless of a fishy divorce/shacking up timeline, these two are pressing on and now they’re engaged ~and~ she’s pregnant. People is reporting that Amanda announced her pregnancy during a fragrance launch for Givenchy last night.
Surprise! @AmandaSeyfried is pregnant – see her baby bump debut: https://t.co/Hx6L4OUkqj pic.twitter.com/Mg5zRtFP0F
— People Parents (@People_Parents) November 30, 2016
It was nice of her to give this perfume debut a little newsworthiness, but Amanda probably could have skipped the announcement altogether. In the span of six(ish) months these two went from are they? to oh they are to let’s make it official so if you didn’t see this little bundle of headlines was in the works, well, that’s on you. These two are not here to dilly dally! Personally, I’m setting my alarm on these two for June. I’ll tune in again when the dreaded “baby bump” talk has subsided.
Pic: Splash
Tilda Swinton Is Not A Fan Of Hogwarts
Science says that we’re all made of stardust (and, like, other stuff), but I think we all know that while some of us are made of stardust, one of us is the titan who crushed those stars into dust in the first place. Yes, Tilda Swinton is back and she’s coming for Harry Potter of all fictional people. Tilda gave an interview with The Scots Magazine (via The Daily Mail) and in it she talks about growing up with the kind of money that lets parents drop their kids off at school for 12 years.
Actress Tilda Swinton criticised the Harry Potter films for romanticising the ‘cruel’ boarding school experience. The star, 56, who boarded at the exclusive West Heath Girls’ School, in Sevenoaks, Kent, said it can be harmful to separate children from their parents at a young age.
Benjamin McKenzie And Morena Baccarin Are Officially Engaged
These two move faster than a Pimp Mama Kris in a money booth. Most respectable types want you to get a divorce before you get married and have a new baby, but Morena Baccarin and Benjamin McKenzie decided on baby first, divorce second, and now they’re getting around to that new marriage!
Anthony Michael Hall Charged With Felony Battery
Stare into the face of the abyss Anthony Michael Hall and try not to see your own worst fears staring back at you. A couple months ago AMH found himself in an altercation that turned physical. Since he’s the poster boy for Booze Bloated Gas Bags International, the former teen dream used his fists on a neighbor who had the gaul to say the words you must never, ever speak: Hey man, you left the gate open. Chilling. AMH couldn’t handle that kind of provocation so he started pushing people around and now he’s looking at a maaaaybe spending the better part of a decade behind bars, but probably not.