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Paris Hilton Was Just Pretending To Be A Dumbass
Yes, 35-year-old Paris Hilton has come all the way from 2009 to let us know that she’s actually really smart, she just played a dum-dum on TV. Paris dropped the sexy baby voice, ordered the hand servants to whip up her most responsible-looking ponytail, and practiced her sophisticated head nods for a >3 minute interview with Access Hollywood where she states her case.
Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Back On Again
This leg of the story arc has lasted long enough for Pimp Mama Kris, so it looks like Kourtney Kardashian has reunited with the father of her children, Scott Disick. Scott and the kids are always Kourtney’s plot (What else would she do? Work?) and the rumors of their reunion have been swirling around for awhile. These two are all about being together “for the kids” and last month they did a family beach trip together. E! confirms the news that these two yo-yos, who have been on and off for years, aren’t living together but they’re definitely back together again.
One insider tells us, “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.”
So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”
Well, I guess it’s better than the last D she was rumored to be humping on (girl is into the Xtreme Turd type I see).
Kourtney and Scott might have the class of a TGI Friday’s bathroom conception, but they clearly have something together (a check from Ryan Seacrest). Props to Kourt-Kourt for pressing pause on this whole mess until Scott took his paws off the young models and dried out a bit. And yes, I did just compliment a Kardashian on her life choices. I’ll see myself out.
Pic: Wenn
Being Pregnant Has Given Amanda Seyfried The Power To Smell Electricity
Amanda Seyfried announced just two days ago that she will be someone’s mom soon and the floodgates of baby-related updates seem to be open for business. Today Amanda told Refinery29 that the human growing inside her has given her the kinda-lame superpower of being able to smell electricity. How very Karen from Mean Girls.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Nope! I’ve never been pregnant but I know it can make your senses, along with your everything else, go nuttier than a Lohan. You may recall that yesterday’s baby announcement took place during the launch of a fragrance line for Givenchy. Apparently Amanda is also using her bloodhound schnoz to sniff out a million different ways to describe the scent of vanilla.
“It smells like a cake,” she said. “Only a really chic, fancy one.”
“There’s something comforting and cozy about [the smell of] something baking or something sugary,” she says. “That’s why I love those Yankee candles, [in] Buttercream Frosting or Angel Food Cake. I mean, who doesn’t put a vanilla-scented candle out in their kitchen? [Those scents] relate to the child in me, which will live on forever. That’s also probably the pregnancy talking; I’ll blame it on that.”
I hate most vanilla-scented things, even if they do smell like a very “chic, fancy” cake. I’m not transported to childhood baking projects so much as middle school bathrooms. That’s where I would touch up my lips with those frosted pink lip glops that were so popular in 2001. And yes, it was The Look.
Amanda took her BABY BUMP and her dog for a walk with her fiance through NYC yesterday. Pictures are in the gallery below.
Pics: Paramount, Splash
Marc Anthony Might Want JLo Back
If it feels like only two weeks ago that Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez decided to join forces to drum up some much needed attention, that’s because it was! JLo’s been in the “news” recently for breaking up with Gold Digging minor leaguer Casper Smart, but some of us flushed Skeletor down the gossip memory hole right around the time he and JLo split. Marc wasn’t about to pass up an opportunity to be talked about and now we have mysterious “sources” telling US Weekly that he wants his ex-wife back.
The Latin singer is “still in love” with Lopez, 47, a source exclusively reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, and he “is trying to get back together with her.”
Though sources tell Us that Anthony’s marriage to De Lima, 28, had long been troubled, the insider says, “As soon as he heard Jennifer split with Casper, he wanted out.”
Naturally, Gossip Cop is saying UsWeekly’s story is a load of shit, so maybe these sources haven’t actually witnessed the power of their sweet music-making? Who knows.
They have kids together and presumably spend at least some time in each other’s company, so I’m not sure why he’s gone all Sigourney Weaver circa Gorillas in the Mist about it. I have to hope he didn’t actually break off his marriage to that gorgeous Venezuelan model to try to woo JLo back. Unless they really up the antics. A telenovela starring these two might be exactly what I need this Christmas.
Pic: Wenn
Jon Gosselin Might Be Trying To Get Joint Custody Of His Kids
For the past several years, Jon Gosselin (seen above with his look-alike brother) and his ex-wife (and high-class hair pioneer/career harpy) Kate Gosselin have worked out a custody agreement so that their 8 kids have visitation with him while she has full physical custody. Every once in awhile, Jon seems to pop his head out of his Ed Hardy-lined gopher hole to tell the world that he wants more time with his kids. Unfortunately for him, it seems the feeling isn’t entirely mutual and his 15-year-old twin daughters Mady and Cara hit him with a very public “No Thanks” back in August. But Jon won’t let that stop him from trying to get joint custody.
A Canadian Town Is Threatening Drunk Drivers With Nickelback Songs
That’s right: CBC News reports that in Kensington, Prince Edward Island cops have threatened drunk drivers with a ride to the pokey complete with Nickelback soundtrack. In the nerve-fraying election aftermath it’s been pretty common to hear people talking about packing it all in and moving to Canada. Well, Canadians are notoriously nice, but after some polite laughter I think this is their way of saying, “Don’t get too close, bitch.”