The thirst trap was set for a Livin La Vida Foursome yesterday when Gus Kenworthy and his boyfriend Matthew Wilkas posted a pseudo-Missed Connection ad on Instagram after they met Ricky Martin and Ricky’s husband Jwan Yosef at the Oscars on Sunday. However, unlike most Craigslist Missed Connections where the person you’re looking for never responds and all you get is a clogged Gmail from creepers, Ricky actually responded to this one!
This hills are alive with some Livin’ La Vida Thirst! The 90s and Ricky Martin are en fuego as of late thanks to Ricky appearing almost weekly on FX in cute man thongs as Gianni Versace’s partner in American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. Gus Kenworthy and his boyfriend Matthew Wilkas are clearly fans, as Gus is resorting to some early aughts tricks to hopefully get a four-way canoodle with Ricky and his husband, Jwan Yosef. Continue reading
Consider your childhood dreams of ever becoming Mrs. or Mr. Ricky Martin shattered because he’s officially married to Jwan Yosef, who is absolutely hotter than all of us so we never really had a chance anyway. E! News is confirming that Ricky and Jwan have dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts and are now each other’s ball and chain. And now I’m imagining their beautiful lovemaking which, in my fantasy, involves a lot of greasy, sweating lifting and throwing of balls and chains.
According to Deadline, the family of Gianni Versace have released a statement denouncing Ryan Murphy’s latest scandal-based television offering. Needless to say, they won’t be throwing an The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story viewing party in their mansion when it premieres next week.
If you’ve been following the making of Ryan Murphy’s latest bewigged dramatic extravaganza, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, then you’ve probably already seen Darren Criss (Andrew Cunan), Edgar Ramirez (Gianni Versace), Penelope Cruz (Donatella Versace) and Ricky Martin (Gianni’s partner Antonio D’Amico) in character. But Entertainment Weekly got the first official picture of all of them together. That cover is a tacky, opulent 90s fever dream of Day-Glo messiness, and yes I’m going to force my family to recreate it for our 2017 Christmas card, and we don’t even do family Christmas cards! And yes, hair will be pulled and faces will be scratched as we fight over who gets to be the “Donatella.”
Jonathan Knight of New Kids on the Block declared yesterday that he and his man are promised to be married. And on today’s Ellen, Ricky Martin declares that he and his Venti cup full of Syrian-born hotness of a man are promised to be married too. I hope this trend of middle-aged former boy banders getting engaged to a sexy piece of man meat continues and one of my favorite boy band pieces Devin Lima of LFO (it’s the brows) comes out as gay and a nudist and shares naked pictures of he and his man getting engaged on a nudist colony. After these couple of weeks, you owe me this, universe!