Night Crumbs
Earlier this month, we found out that 50-year-old Ricky Martin was the subject of a domestic abuse restraining order filed in Puerto Rico by someone who claimed that they were in a 7-month relationship with him and after it ended, he became a scary stalking mess. Ricky denied the allegations at the time. Well, start preparing your best homemade recipe for industrial-strength brain bleach because Ricky’s accuser is reportedly his 21-year-old nephew who claims that Ricky was physically and psychologically abusive. The trial starts on July 21 and because of Puerto Rico’s laws against incest, Ricky faces up to 50 years in the clink. First, we hear that Elon Musk’s dad has two children with his stepdaughter and now we hear that Ricky Martin might be a violent abuser who thinks incest is best?! Today is brought to you by the letters I-C-K. Excuse me while I tie bricks to my laptop and then throw it in a lake (only to jump in and rescue it four seconds later since I can’t quit the internet) – Yahoo!
Here’s the trailer for the Brad Pitt-produced movie She Said, which is about the making of The New York Times article that publicly exposed Harvey Weinstein. Thankfully, I didn’t spot anyone playing Harvey in the trailer, but I’m assuming that in the movie he’s played by a shit-covered Madball that was left in a Porta Potty toilet in the middle of August for days on end – Lainey Gossip
Because The New York Times wants to make back that money they spent on the IT game of quarantine, Wordle, they have teamed up with Hasbro to make a board game version of it. The gist of the game is that one person comes up with a five-letter word and keeps it to themselves. The other players get six chances to correctly guess the word, like in the internet version. I’ll stick to Scrabble and Bananagrams, thankyouverymuch. And partly because, it might ruin game night when I scream, “Fuck you for using a word that uses the same letter twice,” at the word picker the same way I can scream at my screen when Wordle pulls that bullshit trickery – Engadget
Vogue took a break from sucking on Kardashian kulo to feature the wedding of Sophia Bush who got married in Tulsa to highlight the social justice work happening there and wore a stunning dress made from Laura Ashley bed sheets – Celebitchy
Taylor Kitsch says that you will never ever see him in a Friday Night Lights reunion or revival show because he’s past that. Okay, but Taylor may want to keep a bottle of Tobasco near him at all times because he may have to eat those words when he’s in need of a check – Variety
The trailer for the fifth season of The Handmaid’s Tale is out, and yup, it’s the same old, same old (depressing shit, and June making her signature “just inhaled a cloud of turd fumes” face) – Pajiba
The bromance between Tom Brady and Jabba the Trump is over, so claims Tom Brady – Just Jared
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