Category: Mel Gibson

Looks Like Mel Gibson’s “The Passion Of The Christ” Sequel Is Really Happening

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Jesus Christ portrayer Jim Caviezel has some very exciting news to share. He got interviewed by USA Today! But that’s not even the most exciting part. Jim says we’ve got to hold onto our pants because Mel Gibson is going to raise his career from the dead by making a sequel to 2004’s The Passion of The Christ. So no, apparently Mel has not been cancelled. The lucky bastard got his bullshit grandfathered in.

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There’s Going To Be A Sequel To “Suicide Squad” And Mel Gibson May Direct It

February 15, 2017 / Posted by:

My thoughts exactly about that headline, Mad Mel.

While promoting his movie Hacksaw Ridge last September, Mel Gibson was asked to shit up his thoughts about the bloated budgets of superhero movies. That led to talk about Batman v. Superman and Mel called it a piece of shit and said he’s not into Spandex and superhero movies:

I’m not interested in the stuff. Do you know what the difference between real superheroes and comic book superheroes is? Real superheroes didn’t wear spandex. So I don’t know. Spandex must cost a lot.

So, since it’s obvious that Mad Mel is the biggest fan of Warner Bros’ superhero movies, they are talking to him about possibly directing the sequel to the critical shit log, but box office hit, Suicide Squad. What a smart decision! That’s as if Hillary Clinton decided to run for president again and asked Susan Sarandon to be her campaign manager.

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Okay, But Which One Of Them Is Going To Play Officer Sugar Tits?

February 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Variety says that Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson are starring together in a movie about police brutality. You know, when you think of two actors who are capable of delicately handling a serious issue like police brutality, you automatically think of Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson. So this makes sense! And I bet Vince Vaughn is playing Officer Sugar Tits. Officer Goat Beard will spend most of the movie trying to resist the urge to get that azúcar by motorboating Officer Sugar Tits.

S. Craig Zahler (who wrote and directed Bone Tomahawk) is writing and directing this future shit show called Dragged Across Concrete. Sadly, I don’t think Mad Mel’s character is the one who gets dragged across concrete. Variety posted the plot summary and it is every kind of NOPE.

Gibson and Vaughn will play cops who are suspended when a video of their strong-arm tactics gets wide attention. They then descend into the criminal underworld to exact vengeance.

Vince was in Mad Mel’s Hacksaw Ridge, and the two also recently joined forces in hating Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes speech.

I haven’t checked yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this shit already has a Rotten Tomatoes page and a user named “GeorgeZimmerman” has already given it 5 stars.

In August, it was reported that Mad Mel is doing a movie with Sean Penn. Yesterday, I read that Mad Mel may do Daddy’s Home 2 with Marky Mark, And today brought this mess of a story. I’m afraid to open up my laptop tomorrow morning because I have a feeling there will be a story about how Mad Mel is starring in a movie that’s written by Woody Allen and directed by Roman Polanski.



Mad Mel’s 9th Child (That We Know Of) Has Been Born

January 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Mad Mel is back. Hollywood is no longer mad at the baked bag of rage for blaming all the world’s ills on the Jews (among other things) and he’s working the awards show circuit once again. And on top of being an Oscar nominee this year, Mel is a father again at the age of 61. And as Mel celebrates that, I’m sure his lawyers are holding an emergency meeting to tell their team that they better sign up for some CrossFit shit, take all their vitamins and gargle with herb water to prepare their vocal cords for non-stop screaming. Because in a few months, they’ll probably have to fight it out with Mad Mel’s latest baby mother in family court.

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Mel Gibson Says It’s Annoying When People Bring Up The “Sugar Tits” Time In His Life

October 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Mel Gibson is out promoting Hacksaw Ridge, the first film he’s directed since 2006’s Apocalypto. 2006 was also the same year Mel was arrested in L.A. for going full-Mad Mel on a police officer who pulled him over for drunk driving. Ten years later, and there’s probably not many people who scratch their head and go “Hmmm…” when asked if they remember what Mel said the night of his DUI. Mel has since apologized a bunch of times for everything Drunk Mel said back in 2006, but he was recently asked about it again. Mel said two years ago that he was done apologizing, and he really meant it. Mel didn’t have another sorry in his pocket. Instead he made it clear that he’d really appreciate it if we all stopped bringing up the time he hated on the Jews.

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