JHud Needs to Learn to Keep Her Mouth Shut

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

I am so sick of this stupid bitch. First of all, she didn’t deserve to win the Oscar for “Dreamgirls.” She didn’t even deserve to be nominated. It’s an acting award not a damn singing award. She’s lucky she got that role and she only got it, because of “American Idol.” She’s now talking smack about the show that helped her become the success she is today. Before the Oscar show she said if she won she would thank the show for helping her get her foot in the door, but when the time came she didn’t even mention them.

When asked why, she said, “If I’d been any better at my job when I was at Burger King in my middle teens I wouldn’t be here either, so should I thank them too?”

YES! You should thank Burger King, because without them you wouldn’t be a fat pig and would have never been considered to play Effie if you weren’t. Ugh, I used to like her…but I’m over her. Now I know why Beyonce can’t stand her ass.

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Somebody’s Gonna Be Pregnant

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Tracy Morgan recently made a guest appearance on some local El Paso, TX morning show and he looked straight-up high. It’s funny, but that’s crack humor. Everyone’s gonna get pregnant.

Tracy gets shirtless, so if you’re eating breakfast you might want to put that on layaway while you’re watching this.

VIA ONTD

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Madge to Show Her Vadge (Not Really) on TV

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

It was already confirmed that Madonna will guest-star on “Nip/Tuck” next season, but now she’s going to follow in pal Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina steps by getting it on with Julian McMahon. The 48-year-old will get fully naked for her sex scene and apparently can’t wait to show that she still has it.

A source said, “Madonna has the body of a woman half her age and is bound to be in a nude scene. She knew that when she agreed to do the show in the first place.”

Hey, I’d rather see her saggy vag than Rosie’s fat, juicy one. That being said, I’m so sick of older ladies trying to prove “they still have it” by showing off their t&a. So much for girl power when that’s how you gotta show you still have it going on.

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Snoop Dogg Gets Arrested Again

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Snoop Dogg found himself in handcuffs yet again in Sweden along with his 20-something female friend. The Swedes locked him up for suspected drug use. That shit ain’t legal there? Snoop was brought in at 1:25am and released four hours later.

A Swedish copper said, “He was arrested for use of narcotics. It’s illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system. You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs.”

DAMN! They don’t mess around there. Somebody text Petey Doherty to never even look in Sweden’s direction. Shit, don’t even drink Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

Snoop was due to perform a concert in Sweden, but of course didn’t make it. He was stopped in a car with a foreign woman who was not named.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton are Looking Beat!!!

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Okay, it’s actually Heatherette designer Richie Rich and Nicky Hilton in Miamilast night for his birthday, but I’m sure you believed me when I said it was Paris. BEAT!

Nicky belongs in the clearance section of a Russian mail-order bride catalog. She’s BUSTED!

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Formerly Obese Star Fucker Seeks Celebrity Ho

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

DJ AM is in search of another Hollywood starlet. After his engagement to Nicole Richie ended, friends of AM said that he was looking for another celebrity ho to keep his name in the papers. He soon started “canoodling” with Mandy Moore.

It looks like Mandy has been sent away, she kissed him and stopped him from shaking. He needs her today.

Sorry.

Don’t worry DJ Am will bounce back or he’ll eat himself out of the pain and get obese again.

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