Open Post: Hosted By Fantasia
Over the weekend, the air in New Orleans was filled with toe corn dust and the thick mist of sweat that Fantasia births out when she squats to hit a high note. Fanny stomped her weathered feets and nearly blew the Calico cat wig off of her head while performing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.
When Fanny kicks off her shoes and gets down like she's about to give birth to a Sunday roast dinner with all the fixings, you back up, throw your hands up and prepare yourself. Fanny also kept it extra messy by accentuating her double cut thighs (which she's growing to play Mahalia Jackson in a biopic) with a leopard print onesie that should only be worn by toddler drag queens and Jackie Collins' pool cleaning staff.
That being said, it was nice of Fantasia to sum up your feelings about this look in one facial expression so you don't have to!
GURL PLEASE
Wow, I am glad to read and listen about this lady , logo design , She is one of the best and my favorite singer .
I like that Fanny gets ugly with it
Missed my best friend's husband's birthday today, feeling like a complete tool. |:^\ He is my next-best friend, not counting family. UGH. Of course they are both being totally ultra-nice about it. The stupid jerks!!
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:55pm.
You know, I'm almost too upset by this visual to type anything at all. :^P
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
last post... gotta hit the bed(couch)....
for InsertNameHere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H--_-gPX3Nw
best wishes for your engagement!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
It appears to be fat American Idol day on the D. I will patiently await Reuben Studdard cock shots.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Stranger,
Once I stopped crying, I said yes ;)
LMAO, becky n sydney
I almost considered it!
I guess the only option left *is* "over the galaxy"!
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:37pm.
Hey precociousmagpie! How are you today?
Fantasia's ghastly hairdo almost distracts me from her vast gobhole - which seems to be always 'open for business'.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by InsertNameHere on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:38pm.
congrats, InsertNameHere!.... you did say "yes", right?... you weren't clear on that part!
your mama can always opt for being "over the galaxy"!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by InsertNameHere on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:38pm.
Congrats InsertNameHere!
I hope when your mama said 'over the moon' you didn't automatically reply 'bitch, please'.
MK is contagious.LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
My boyfriend proposed to me, and when I told my mom she said she "was over the moon"
Well, hell. When we have kids, how is she going to top that? "I'm over the MILKY WAY!"
Love that when she said that, I immediately thought to myself, "I need to tell dlisted!"
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:18pm.
Can't stand Fantasia. I think it has something to do with the giant slack jawed gobhole. Looks too much like she's been accommodating multiple penises. In front of a camera. In exchange for a BigMac and a voucher for a free coke. And cab fare home. I'm rambling.
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Not to me!
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
just thought that i'd stop in and give a hearty howdy-do to all of you....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o16YjS91HuI
have a happy, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Looks like Tina Turner Sharted...
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♫I used to be a swinger, until Snowy wrapped me 'round her finger, just like a Yo-Yo...♫
Good god, those massive tree trunk legs! And what the hell is that thingy on top of her head? A toupee?
Can't stand Fantasia. I think it has something to do with the giant slack jawed gobhole. Looks too much like she's been accommodating multiple penises. In front of a camera. In exchange for a BigMac and a voucher for a free coke. And cab fare home. I'm rambling.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Life can go suck a dick. Shit just keeps getting more monotonous and dreary every year.
Ugh, why is she barefoot? I keep looking at that picture of her in her stompin' pose. Just gross.
Also, whoever posted that picture of the band nerds with the "72 virgins" captions--that was amusing, but clearly the creator doesn't have much firsthand knowledge of band kids (also gross).
A conveniently abandoned Cuties coupon left amidst the piles of mandarin oranges in Kroger a week or two ago saved me a dollar off of them. I appreciated it! Of course, the 'serendipity' of the coupon was counterbalanced during the ride back...
This somehow made me think of The Flintstones.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:21pm.
I call R &B/Gospel singers who add ululating howls to every song Cornbread Coloraturas.
People in New Orleans tend to know music. Either the audience was full of tourists, or they are pretending to like her singing while planning NOT to invite her back. The NO Jazz & Heritage Festival is serious shit.
Um....ew. That is all.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Those thighs! Poor Fanny.
Reading that damn jordan sparks post is making me pissed off all over again. Remember a few years back at an awards show she basicallt said that everyone who has sex is a slut. I threw a "Bitch, shut up and sit the fuck down" side eye at the screen.
First of all bitch needs a fucking dictionary, second of all did she see mean girls? Ms Norbury was right girls calling other girls sluts makes it okay for guys to call us sluts. And now she pulls this kind of shit. Dumbass
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
All I know is BH better be priming them ribs I saw in the fridge, cuz Mama wants to BBQ ribs tonight!
Wow, WTF happened? We had 94 degrees yesterday morning and today its 48??? Fucking TX Weather.
*goes back to clipping coupons and making room for 500 bottles of mustard*
Do we know Mimi`s babynames yet??
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Whoops!
For those back east, I LOVE your Wegman's grocery stores! They are incredible! The sushi bar is awesome, the patisserie is fabulous and it is a gorgeous store. I wish like hell we had them around my neck of the woods. I could easily spend $1k in there on food.
Provy - LMFAO! Hess??? I've never even HEARD of that!
Migraine - GOTCHA!
I tried shopping at Nob Hill aka SNOB HILL a few weeks back.
HOLY SHIT IT'S EXPENSIVE there!
Stoney. Here is another clip of the comedian, Anjelah Johnson talking about her trip to the nail salon. You will laugh your ass off! From me to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o
I got a 25$ gas card from my auto insurer last week.
*has no idea where any Hess stations are*
72 virgins:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjvy15GAL1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg
M.E.
Kroger on the West Coast is :
Smiths
Frys
Ralphs
Some Shells work for me, some don't. I think maybe it's the newer ones that work.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by mike on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:43pm.
Let's not talk about gas K. I have to fill up already.
*cries*
How much is gas there? You're in the Santa Cruz vicinity, right?
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It depends on the gas statiion. Regualr varies between $4.17 to $4.29. Shell is the highest. I go to this place called USA for $4.17p/gallon.
Shit is ridiculous!
And yes on the SC.
Mike...me thinks they're fos.
*drives around with gas light on searching for participating shell*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:43pm.
Let's not talk about gas K. I have to fill up already.
*cries*
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Me too. The damn reminder beep and light went off when I was on my way out today.
Fuel thirsty bitch of a vehicle.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:51pm.
& anytime I've tried using my Kroger card @ Shell they say it's invalid...mmmk.
It's only at "participating Shell stations" - I've yet to find one, either.
@SpottedDogRanch
My booty call lives in Houston and I'm in DFW-can we use your driveway/curb? ;-)
Re: Fanny. Toe corn dust made me throw up a little in my mouf. Gross! She needs a makeover STAT.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:52pm.
@SpottedDogRanch
My booty call lives in Houston and I'm in DFW-can we use your driveway/curb? ;-)
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I'll be high class and let ya'll use a stall in
the barn. But no Tiajuana "donkey show" with my
equines!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:43pm.
Let's not talk about gas K. I have to fill up already.
*cries*
How much is gas there? You're in the Santa Cruz vicinity, right?
& anytime I've tried using my Kroger card @ Shell they say it's invalid...mmmk.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:08pm.
Couponing is the new scrapbooking.
It's the hobby du jour of people with way too much time on their hands.
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I hate "scrapbooking" even more than I hate "letterboxing". Anybody who is so perniciously idle that they must resort to these inanities should automatically be jet-packed to our nation's highways, armed with a reflective vest and a roll of trash bags.
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*puts away crimping scissors and silhouette cut-outs*
Well, there goes my idea for everyone's dlisted Christmas presents. A dlisted scrapbook, with all of your mugs in it and MK's finest posts!
FUCK! I am a low income cupcake, I can't be buying y'all Birkin Bags and designer dildos!
OMG Grainey that was awesome!!!! Suhcuridee!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Let's not talk about gas K. I have to fill up already.
*cries*
"Then another bitch cuts in front of me in her corolla (LOL!) For $4 worth of gas."
I'm sorry. Sometimes I can only buy a little at a time. LOL!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Better stranded on the side of the road then beat down at the gas pump by Memphis' finest!
*practices grabbing chunks full of weave for next time*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:35pm.
I don't know what a Krogers is.
Supermarket.
Stoney...IKR!!! Yesterday this bitch is driving her black hyundai elantra around like she's gonna start playing bumper cars then when she cuts me off & gets out she's so morbidly obese she can barely walk.
Then another bitch cuts in front of me in her corolla (LOL!) For $4 worth of gas.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
M.E. I miss the fuck outta Safeway...
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...