Open Post: Hosted By Some Of The “Real Housewives” Paying Tribute To Plastic Surgery In An Ad For Fiber One
I can’t stand when celebrities pretend they’ve never had plastic surgery before. Like we’re all so dumb not to realize your face hasn’t moved since the 90s? Hell, most celebrities can’t pass by the mirrors in their own homes without jumping back in fear because even they don’t recognize themselves. Well that’s not the issue for a few ladies from the Real Housewives franchise, because they want you to know, “None of this shit is real!“, by starring in a music video/commercial for Fiber One revealing that they’ve done it before and they will do it again. Yes, the Housewives are declaring their love for plastic surgery while getting a check to hawk shit-tasting bowel biscuits. This might be peak sponcon.
Us Weekly reports that in the new video titled Work Done, Housewives Melissa Gorga (New Jersey), Porsha Williams (Atlanta) , Sonja Morgan (New York), Dorinda Medley (New York)and Tamra Judge (Orange County) stuffed their reconstituted body parts into a bunch of leftover jumpsuits from that God awful Jem and the Holograms live action movie while strutting around eating Fiber One’s new 70 calorie brownies. Be forewarned, though; if Hell has a waiting room this is the song they play and these are your designated Tour Guides for the rest of your miserable eternity.
I don’t even know where to start with this commercial about a snack that makes you run to the restroom. Perhaps the real question here is how much did Fiber One pay these broads to do this? And will it help them fund their next trip to Dr. Fix-A-Face? In any event, these ladies seem to be poking fun at themselves, which makes my job easier because then I don’t have to (but I still will). And you can tell Porsha was getting her entire life while pretending to be the Beyonce’ of Bubblegut Brownies, with Melissa a close second as JLo’s little sister Hell No. Porsha was very honest in the song about living underneath the plastic surgeon’s knife all day, everyday. However she admits that she’s only had her boobs done in the past. And as far as Botox? She says she’s not a fan.
“I work at Dish Nation and so I’m sitting on the TV, I’m sitting on camera, and they’re telling me to make an expression and my face would not move, so just because of my job I couldn’t do it, but I loved it by the way,” Porsha explained to Us. “I like to ‘fess up to the breasts, and definitely ‘fess up to having Botox the one time.”
Perhaps their next song/cash grab shouldn’t be affiliated with something like fiber. There’s already enough shitty music in the world.