A Woman Ate Half A Cake In Walmart And Then Tried To Get A 50% Discount For The Other Half
A woman from Walmart let a Walmart cashier know that she is 100% that Walmart bitch by eating half a cake (as she did her shopping) then refusing to pay for it because someone (her) ate half the cake. I’m picturing cake frosting all over her face as she categorically denied eating the cake and asking for a discount.
According to DFW CBS
Police in Wichita Falls, Texas say a Walmart shopper ate half of a cake while roaming the aisles of the store and then refused to pay full price for it, claiming she had found it half-eaten.
Wichita Falls Police Sgt. Harold McClure says the woman picked up the cake at the store’s bakery last Tuesday and ate half of it before getting to the checkout counter.
He says a manager called police after the woman claimed she had found the cake that way and would not pay full price for it.
And look who doesn’t want to eat a cake while they search through the dollar movie bins at Walmart? Or enjoy some off-brand beef jerky as they try on some America-themed clothing? But as Judge Judy always says, “You eat the steak, you pay for the steak.” She’s free to go on Yelp and complain about how those rude bitches at Walmart wouldn’t discount a half eaten cake but she should at least pay for the cake in her belly.
Turns out this women was not arrested but suffered a much worse fate, she was banned from Walmart FOR LIFE.
Officers ordered her to pay the full price but did not issue her a citation. She was banned from the store and her name wasn’t released.
In an amazing twist of fate, this is the SAME town, but different Walmart a former Hot Slut Of The Day was banned for life at for driving an electric shopping cart in the parking lot while drinking wine from a Pringles can. I’m not even sure what the crime is there?! As far as I’m concerned she should be the mayor of Walmart. Not banned for life!! Who doesn’t want to utilize the Walmart electric shopping carts while drinking wine from a Pringles can. What are you going to get a cup? Then you got carry two things. This just makes sense.
If only this happened on the same day, she could of scooted her ass over to the other Walmart and had some half eaten discounted cake. Walmart really needs to start live-streaming their security details because between these two tales and Bo the Dog stealing cornbread, Walmart has some stories to tell.
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