Chet Hanks Hopped On Clubhouse To Defend His Use Of A Jamaican Accent

Chet Hanks has done what few of us dare to do. He has decided, firmly and resolutely, which hill he would like to die on. Bomboclaat Mountain will be Chester Marlon Hanks’ final resting place. According to Newsweek, Chet recently popped into a Clubhouse chat to vigorously defend his Jah-given rights as a white boy to continue to use a phony Jamaican patois whenever the mood strikes him because he thinks it’s hilarious. And yes, sorry folks, it looks like we’re going to have to acknowledge the existence of Clubhouse now. I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but alas, here we are.

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