Category: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Erika Jayne Of “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Filed For Divorce From Tom Girardi
Well, well, well. Look who’s getting divorced and broke the news on Election Day in the hopes that no one would notice. Nice try, Erika Jayne, but this is exactly the kind of vapid distraction my anxiety was fiending for.
49-year-old Erika Girardi (pop alias: Erika Jayne) of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills filed for divorce from her 81-year-old husband, Tom Girardi. Tom is a big-time lawyer, best known for representing the real-life Erin Brockovich. They met when Tom frequented the West Hollywood restaurant Chasen’s, where Erika was a server. The two married in 1999. Erika has a 27-year-old son, a police officer named Tommy, from her first marriage, but she and Tom never procreated. Insert old dick joke.
Crystal Kung Minkoff Is The Newest Real Housewife Of Beverly Hills
Welcome the newest cast member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Crystal Kung Minkoff! She joins the show on the heels of Teddi Mellencamp’s firing (but, but, who will hold them all accountable and give them the evil eye when they eat carbs?!) and Denise Richards departure (awww RIP). Crystal is the first Asian-American Housewife on RHoBH. The Real Housewives of New York recently added their first Black cast member, Eboni K. Williams, and last year Beverly Hills welcomed Garcelle Beauvais. Over the weekend Crystal posted a photo to her Instagram that showed her gussied up to film. She captioned it: “All dressed up with somewhere to go”, and Kathy Hilton (Paris’ mom and Kyle and Kim Richards’ sister), who is joining the cast as a “Friend of the Housewives”, commented, “Oh yes you do!!! Looking like a boss Mama.” OK, Mama. Continue reading
Brandi Glanville Shares More Details About Her Alleged Affair With Denise Richards
If you’ve been watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you’re well aware that ex-cast member Brandi Glanville’s alleged affair with Denise Richards was the only plotline in an otherwise dry-ass season. What else did those 20 episodes provide? Kyle Richards‘ caftan line? Lisa Rinna not knowing the meaning of the word “gaslighting”? Dorit Kemsley perplexingly redecorating one single room at a Buca di Beppo?
The recently departed Denise, who’s married to modern-day Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, has, of course, denied everything, even sending Brandi and the other Housewives cease and desists. But that hasn’t stopped our trout-lipped Slut for Drama® from continuing to spill the deets to anyone with ears. “Phew”, replied snakes and squids.
Denise Richards Says That Brandi Glanville Claims To Have Banged One Of The Other Beverly Hills Housewives
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Glamorous, rich lady lifestyle porn. Also? So. So. Boring. There’s only so many times you can watch these women renovate their kitchens before wanting to stick your head in their $75K La Cornue oven. Thankfully, Slut for Drama® Brandi Glanville has returned to save the day. She’s alleging that she got it on with Denise Richards and was led to believe that Denise’s marriage to the modern-day male Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, was open, when it actually wasn’t.
Finally, on last night’s thrilling episode (well, just the last five minutes), we got to see the women confront Denise about the rumors on their trip to Rome. Denise denied, cried, and tried (to convince production not to air the footage). She repeated, “Bravo, Bravo, Bravo” (basically the Housewife “safe word” for when they don’t want their conversation included in the show), and begged, “Please don’t air this!” RIP the Fourth Wall. Shakespeare Times – 2020.
David Foster Says He Didn’t Leave Yolanda Hadid Over Her Lyme Disease, But For A Reason He’ll Never Tell
70-year-old Canadian music producer and composer David Foster is currently on his fifth wife, 36-year-old Katharine McPhee. 56-year-old Yolanda Hadid is David’s fourth ex-wife, and mother to models Gigi and Bella Hadid. David and Yolanda were together for nine years, and the marriage was documented on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Their dynamic was, how you say… nauseating. Yolanda constantly referred to David as “my king”, and their dinner parties consisted of guests being forced to shut up while David played his cheesy ballads on a Grammy-adorned piano.
They were the perfect couple (well, perfect for each others’ egos), until Yolanda got sick with Lyme disease, and David abruptly left her in 2015. In her memoir, Yolanda said it was because of her illness. He allegedly told her “your sick card is up.” Now, in his new documentary (blegh) David has hit back at his ex’s accusations, claiming he left for an entirely different reason.
Lisa Vanderpump Is Leaving “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” And She Might Take “Vanderpump Rules” Away From Bravo
It’s being reported that Lisa Vanderpump is out of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. It had been rumored for quite some time that LVP was going to be hitting the road but the story kept switching. I think we can officially put the nail in her diamond-encrusted coffin at the Bravo Hen House, because she’s acting like she’s done. And it also seems like she wants to punish Andy Cohen for not giving her the edit she needed, as rumors are swirling that she wants to move Vanderpump Rules from Bravo. Oof… time to pour out a glass of Vanderpump Rosé.