Denise Richards Says That Brandi Glanville Claims To Have Banged One Of The Other Beverly Hills Housewives
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Glamorous, rich lady lifestyle porn. Also? So. So. Boring. There’s only so many times you can watch these women renovate their kitchens before wanting to stick your head in their $75K La Cornue oven. Thankfully, Slut for Drama® Brandi Glanville has returned to save the day. She’s alleging that she got it on with Denise Richards and was led to believe that Denise’s marriage to the modern-day male Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, was open, when it actually wasn’t.
Finally, on last night’s thrilling episode (well, just the last five minutes), we got to see the women confront Denise about the rumors on their trip to Rome. Denise denied, cried, and tried (to convince production not to air the footage). She repeated, “Bravo, Bravo, Bravo” (basically the Housewife “safe word” for when they don’t want their conversation included in the show), and begged, “Please don’t air this!” RIP the Fourth Wall. Shakespeare Times – 2020.
Here’s the clip:
But the real drama came in the preview for the next week’s episode. At another dinner, Denise says, “I will tell you, Brandi said that she’s had sex with some of the people from this group”. Yep, another Real Housewife. Of Beverly Hills! One sitting at their very table! The suspects? Lisa “Harry Hamlin!” Rinna, Erika “My ancient husband was the Erin Brokovich lawyer” Girardi, Kyle “Paris Hilton’s Brunette Aunt” Richards, Sutton “Southern Belle Fashion Victim!” Stracke, Garcelle “Too Good For This Show” Beauvais, and Teddi Mellencamp.
Here’s the preview:
Not since the totally overrated Knives Out has their been such a compelling whodunnit. Luckily for us, this is Brandi Glanville we’re talking about, so the identity of the sexy housewife won’t stay secret for very long. And a measly cease and desist from Denise will do nothing to stop those trout lips from spilling all that juicy sex tea. Mmmm, juicy sex tea.
Honestly, Andy Cohen better offer Brandi a regular role on the next season of the show. It’s the very least he can do! I was seriously ready to quit that boring Beverly Hills bitch before the Brandi-Denise bombshell was dropped. Sigh. So close. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.