Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are killing it at the publicity whore wedding game. Not only did they have an extravagant ass multicultural wedding over the weekend, they’ve also steadily been sharing content fromit with the peasants. Weddings: did they even happen if you don’t have ample video with professional edits?
According to People, it started with 36-year-old Priyanka posting to social media a video of her wedding’s Sangeet, which is an Indian tradition involving tons of singing and choreographed dancing and music:
26-year-old Nick also posted the same to his own Instagram because when measuring media exposure you count both profiles as separate things, so they both have to do it or else it doesn’t even make any sense!
Yo, how much did this wedding cost? These two threw together a fucking Bollywood production! Excuse me. They had set pieces! They had moving set pieces! This was not a wedding, this was a show!
And these two had a few shows, actually. People also reports that they managed to get married twice over the weekend. Once on Saturday when Nick’s pastor father Kevin Jonas Sr. married them in a Christian ceremony, and then again on Sunday when they were married in a Hindu ceremony in the Umaid Bhawan Palace.
Judging by how publicized this wedding is, we should expect some tasteful nudes from their honeymoon to be posted somewhere this week, and then by the weekend we should probably expect an announcement that Nick knocked her up. This announcement will also include a professionally edited video clip of the doctor giving Priyanka an ultra sound to the musical styles of Britney Spears.